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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.


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To: martywake

Maybe 72 Virginia Slims? Or maybe 72 Cavaliers, 72 Vagina Monologues, 72 Virgin Onions, 72 Virgil lines, 72 Virgin Airlines Tickets?


61 posted on 09/11/2004 10:01:49 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: Yellow Rose of Texas

After you've seen #199, you may want to take that back...


62 posted on 09/11/2004 10:01:52 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
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To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

A) 72 boxes of chocolate

B) 72 gigolos

C) 72 lesbians

D) a new land where women are treated as women and they can go to school, and they can wear a swimsuit, and they can look at a guy without being stoned to death and they don't have to wear that suffocating burka in 110 degree heat.

63 posted on 09/11/2004 10:02:30 PM PDT by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (John Kerry--three fake Purple Hearts. George Bush--one real heart of gold.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OH MY GOSH!!!! I'M IN PARADISE!!!!! HELLen, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!

oh wait...that's the point...I'M DEAD and I'm in Paradise at last!!!


um....is there an exit???


64 posted on 09/11/2004 10:03:05 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE
Hint...

144 "D" cell batteries.

65 posted on 09/11/2004 10:03:11 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (.)
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To: TEXOKIE
They never have to see a muslim male again.

If they go to hell, Satan restores their virginity.

66 posted on 09/11/2004 10:03:28 PM PDT by tiki (Win one against the Flipper)
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To: TEXOKIE

They get dead.


67 posted on 09/11/2004 10:04:12 PM PDT by xJones
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To: ETERNAL WARMING

"I've been told they get to service the male terrorists. Can you imagine? Even in Muslim heaven, women are treated as dirt."

Really? Youve been told that? That is a raw deal.


68 posted on 09/11/2004 10:04:22 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

Tupperware. LOL.

Seriously, IIRC, they get to bring their immediate familes with them to heaven.


69 posted on 09/11/2004 10:06:25 PM PDT by swilhelm73 (There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men. --Burke)
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To: Brad Cloven

"72 Chocolate Sundaes"

Oh geeeee......now THAT's a raw deal...

The Sundaes are good....but I can only have 72 of them FOREVER???? How do you ration out 72 sundaes throughout eternity???? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!


70 posted on 09/11/2004 10:06:36 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: razorback-bert; MoJo2001; Brad's Gramma; tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; Old Sarge; StarCMC; ...

Ping


71 posted on 09/11/2004 10:06:59 PM PDT by amom
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To: Slings and Arrows

your pics are always hilarious. keep it up.

funny thing is, i met helen thomas in indianapolis in a jazz bar called the skinney noodle(something noodle anyway). she was there with her daughter. talked to her for a few moments while i waited for my date. helen asked me to dance later. and i did. told her she was too rough on GHW. she laughed but agreed.


72 posted on 09/11/2004 10:07:27 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: Salamander

"Hey...*every* woman loves Tupperware...;))"

That is soooooo true. I should have thought of that!!


73 posted on 09/11/2004 10:07:34 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

LOL love your tagline


74 posted on 09/11/2004 10:08:11 PM PDT by amom
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To: gutshot
You will probably find this highly unfair but the female suiciders only get their husband, not 72 Chippendales dancers.

The Imam promises that they will be made more beautiful so that they can compete with the virgins. BFHD! LOL

75 posted on 09/11/2004 10:09:03 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Hint...

144 "D" cell batteries

If you're suggesting a faithful emulation of the males they're used to, I'm thinking 144 hearing aid batteries.

Being paraded around naked embarasses 'em for a reason, ya know.

76 posted on 09/11/2004 10:09:36 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Hey Ahmed, that a half spent roll of dimes in your pocket or you just glad to see the family goat?)
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To: TEXOKIE

No more stonings.


77 posted on 09/11/2004 10:10:00 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Sacajaweau

"A weekend at Burga King!!"


Now you're talking....I think one weekend at Burger King would just about do me for eternity.

I think if I were a devout Muslim woman....a weekend at Burkha King would also be in order! I could order as many bags to go over my head as I might need! If I wear them out, well so what? I only got to go the one weekend, and hey, eternity is a Looooooooong Time! So that means that after awhile, when all the burkhas are in the heavenly dumpster, I CAN BE FREE!!! YEAH!! Not my fault if all I got was ONE WEEKEND!!


78 posted on 09/11/2004 10:11:29 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

Gherkins


79 posted on 09/11/2004 10:11:38 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: rineaux
your pics are always hilarious. keep it up.

Thanks!

funny thing is, i met helen thomas in indianapolis in a jazz bar called the skinney noodle(something noodle anyway). she was there with her daughter. talked to her for a few moments while i waited for my date. helen asked me to dance later. and i did. told her she was too rough on GHW. she laughed but agreed.

If John Kerry had been in your place, he'd've applied for another Purple Heart. And he'd've earned it.

80 posted on 09/11/2004 10:12:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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