"Myth Maker" CARTOON featuring John Kerry

IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 8/28/2004 | IPWGOP

[IPWGOP]

Magical Myth-tery (4 month) Tour

The John Kerry Magical Myth-tery (4 month) Tour is unraveling ... 3 citations for the same medal with 3 different signatures, falsified after actions reports, a tall-tale Christmas in Cambodia, self-propelled rice in the fanny, I-forgot-to-duck shrapnel in the arm, etc etc.

From shameless re-enactments filmed 'on location' to a flying dog that lands magically on another swift boat, John Kerry's Magical Myth-tery (4-month) Tour proves once again the old adage: If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

 

[Trillian]

Awesome as always :)

[Salvation]

Super -- he is living his own myth.

[Valin]

John Kerry and Christmas in Cambodia
John Kerry's super secret diary.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1202046/posts

[There's millions of'em]

Nits:

The BSM needs a "V"

The SS should also have a "V" as shown on sKerry's DD214, even though there is no such thing.

[OESY]

When tossing medals away, John Kerry says Purple Hearts make the best skippers:
"There is no better way to mock servicemen who have been seriously wounded in combat."