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Morford: Sentient Non-Idiots For Kerry
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Friday, August 27, 2004
| Mark Morford, non-sentient drug-addicted talentless androgenous pervert
Posted on 08/27/2004 7:13:22 AM PDT by presidio9
And isn't it funny how at least 13 members of Congress have actually requested that the United Nations monitor this year's U.S. presidential election, just because, just in case, just to ensure there's no voter rolling and election rigging and chad hanging and outright shameless Florida reaming like last time? And isn't it even more funny how, when firebrand U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown, from Florida, brought the issue up on the floor of Congress, she was actually shouted down by the Republicans, scolded that she was out of order and told her comments should be stricken from the record?
And they all screamed and stomped and huffed and puffed and said no way should there be any oversight of this year's election, even though there is indeed a gross pile of mounting evidence that there's nothing stopping BushCo from simply stealing the election all over again. Isn't that funny?
It's enough to make you laugh 'til you gag. And choke. And move to Canada.
(snip)
And how hard should we guffaw while we note that, as Kerry was volunteering in Vietnam and earning his medals and risking his life in the most volatile and ugly and pointless and lethal and hideous war in American history unless you count Iraq, which you really really should, Dubya was "serving" in the Air National Guard, which we all know translates to mean "hangin' down in Tijuana slamming tequila shooters and annoying the waitresses, all while praising Jesus that he had a daddy who could keep him away from scary complicated violent stuff."
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:13:23 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
How does this gal get published?
To: presidio9
I would be glad to drive this POS to the canuck border.
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:15:21 AM PDT
by
Big Mack
(I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain TO EAT VEGETABLES!)
To: presidio9
She's a poster child for RETRO-ACTIVE birth control!
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:15:49 AM PDT
by
gunnygail
(Pooping that hot spicy Thai food this morning was SEARED, SEARED into my brain, I tell you.)
To: presidio9
And move to Canada. Hey pervert, do it and send me the bill!!!
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:16:05 AM PDT
by
sinclair
(If you don't stop and think, then it doesn't matter whether you are a genius or a moron.)
To: Slings and Arrows; TheBigB; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; cyborg; dirtboy; ...
ping
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:16:32 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!! KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!)
To: presidio9
Sentient Non-Idiots For Kerry That's gonna be a small gathering.
To: presidio9
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:17:45 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: presidio9
Well welcome to the San Freakcisco Chronicle. The rag of the liberal freak-show of the most embarrassing location in California. This frothing YELLOW DOG is just another of the brainwashed left that has taken over California's city centers. The Chronicle, which I have not touched for over 15 years, is as bad as the New Left Times.
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:21:56 AM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: The_Victor
Beat me to it - I was going to say "What, both of them?"
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:22:12 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(RKBA Lord High Pun-dit [a.k.a. Chief Torturer])
To: The_Victor
Kind of like a Sasquatch - you've heard of them, but never seen one.
However, there's a strong smell on the breeze sometimes, and large dung piles...
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:22:26 AM PDT
by
an amused spectator
(Read John Kerry's new book: Mein Kampuchea)
To: johniegrad
Calling all sentient non-idiots for Kerry!
[crickets]
Calling all sentient non-idiots for Kerry!
[crickets]
Oh well!
''I've flip-flopped, flop-flipped'' - John Kerry, Aug. 24, 2004.
NO BLOOD FOR KETCHUP!
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:32:19 AM PDT
by
Stormcrow
("It's not that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." -- Ronald Re)
To: presidio9
MY EYES!!!! AUGH!!!
God, that picture gave me the S-H-U-D-D-E-R-S!!! (aka creeps) Give a guy a warning, huh! :) It's only 7:30am here!!!
To: presidio9
And isn't it funny how at least 13 members of Congress have actually requested that the United Nations monitor this year's election...
Isn't it even funnier that 422 didn't...(I guess Bush, Cheney and Haliburton must have gotten to them...)
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:32:54 AM PDT
by
apillar
To: presidio9
It's enough to make you laugh 'til you gag. And choke. And move to Canada.Be my guest, honey! And don't bother to write.
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:38:28 AM PDT
by
SuziQ
(Bush in 2004-Because we MUST!!!)
To: presidio9
Everybody in the red zone should read Morford and remind themselves that if they don't make an effort to get out and vote for Bush, they are going to end up being governed by people like him. There is no reason the vote in states like Iowa and Wisconsin should even be close.
To: Mr. Jeeves
From the ulitmate Girly-man hoMoford
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:45:12 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Liberalism is, as liberalism does.)
To: Mr. Jeeves
Everybody in the red zone should read Morford and remind themselves that if they don't make an effort to get out and vote for Bush, they are going to end up being governed by people like him. There is no reason the vote in states like Iowa and Wisconsin should even be close. Why I regularly post her spilth summed up nicely.
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posted on
08/27/2004 7:47:37 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!! KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!)
To: presidio9
Hey Morford-- (and not 'THERE', either.)
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posted on
08/27/2004 10:26:07 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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