Posted on 08/23/2004 10:29:29 AM PDT by birbear
AL JOLSON IN OCTOBER
TTP Intelligence Bulletin
Dr. Jack Wheeler
Thursday, August 19, 2004
All indications are that the Swiftees offensive against Hanoi John is severely damaging the Kerry/Edwards candidacy. The television ads by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and the #1 bestseller on Amazon, Unfit For Command, have credibly assaulted the basis for Kerrys campaign: that his self-proclaimed status as a war hero during 4 months in Vietnam qualify him to be President of the United States.
However
in the famous words of Al Jolson: You aint heard nothin yet. The Swiftees have prepared an October Surprise for Hanoi John that is going to blow his candidacy out of the water. I cant tell you what it is, but I can tell you the television and radio ads have already been taped, and they are going to have an impact like an elephant sitting on a donkey.
The Swiftees have three things in abundance: money, brains, and balls. They know exactly how to go for the jugular, they have the dough to do it, and they are saving their best shot for last. The Democrats will not know what hit them and will not know how to retaliate. Get set folks. The Kerry Train Wreck is not going to be a pretty sight.
That's merely speculation derived from what I wrote
Oh. I thought it was a setup line.
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Maybe it was that spill on the people mover thingy in the driveway in Kennebunkport - can't remember the name of those machines!
SHWEEEEEEEET! A fellow Grease fan. I miss him during my morning commutes ever since I moved away from the DC area, but a friend told me he's on a classic country station now, shreekin' an' reekin' while doing the morning ring-dang-doo! Some of my favorites were the "Clinton & the Punk" episodes and of course, Sgt. Fury.
Gotta shcooot like a big galoot! Take care...
I have wondered from the beginning how we are supposed to know who gave what to whom. Member the last guy with Chicom money and gangster cocaine dealers in the WH? With a 527, all you have to do is call yourself Moveon Bowel Movement for the Band of Bro's, and you could be one of the foreigners JFK talks about that wants him to win.
There are a few sites where you can here the old bits. I love to call them up from time to time. Heck, I might even listen to a few today.
I also caught a few appearances and remember a bit the Grease did about his stint as a dentist when lo and behold, Jane Fonda walked into his office looking to get her teeth cleaned.....
Great Stuff.
Lotta rumors, but thats it so far, nothing confirmed.
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