It's dog-lovers vs. cat lovers

ChronWatch ^ | 8/15/04 | Bert Prelutsky

[GaretGarrett]

Election: It's the Cat People vs. the Dog Lovers Written by Burt Prelutsky Sunday, August 15, 2004

All the pundits who are forecasting the November election, busily analyzing blue states, red states, and those all-important purple swing states, are spinning their wheels. At the risk of sounding even more presumptuous than usual, I contend that they are wasting their time and yours. If you want to know who's going to emerge victorious, all you really need to do is find out how many people have cats living with them and how many have dogs. The cat people, I have decided, will go overwhelmingly for Kerry; the dog lovers will do the same for Bush. It isn't simply that women, who often prefer felines to canines, tend to vote Democratic. It really goes to the nature of the animals........

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I've had cats all my life, and always voted Republican. The study and its attendant results, are w-r-o-n-g. (:^{)~

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

really, the hamster could catch something.

[hope]

That's cause dogs are man's best freind unconditionally...Cats are always looking for a handout with giving back anything in return.

( now where did I put that flame suit!)

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Hamster and gerbil owners vote for the Barney Franks and Jim McGreeveys etc of this world. (:^{)~

[Lady Jag]

Kerry isn't a cat, he's a weasel.

SOP response: you demean weasels in that comparison.

How about "Rabid Weasel" or something easier on the animal kingdom because Kerry is lower than low.

I can't think of a lowlife as low as K-Low.

[rintense]

You're crazy. I am a bona fide cat lover, even though I love my dog. And all of us are Bush-Cheney supporters!

You see, dogs and cats possess something liberals don't: independent spirits, hopelessly loyal, and unconditional love.

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Priceless, LOL!

[Lady Jag]

DEMOCRAT:     Dogs suck up for free hand-outs.

REPUBLICAN:   Cats believe in self-sufficiency.

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

For the record I don't have any pets, but my lill nephew had a hamster. after Kerry came to Michigan it came up missing. Go figure.

[Lady Jag]

Ah, hamsters are very clever in their own way. They DID catch something and it appears to be vermin. Look!

[FlJoePa]

[hope]

ouch! :) Actually, I love kitties(especially zot kitties)But I love dogs more.

[Lady Jag]

I love all animals and have had many different kinds as pets. I couldn't tell you if I love cats or dogs more, but cats are easier to live with because they're conservative and I'm conservative.

[pookie18]

Chantelle & I are for Pres. Bush!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Humor PING!

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

First the they drag Kerry's Vet buddies on stage, now his prom date. Whats up with that?

[.38sw]

That looks like a short-haired version of our cat, Squeaker, whom I'm sure will be voting for Bush.

[.38sw]

LOL! I'm sure Canoe will survive his upcoming surgery very nicely.

[Lady Jag]

VKDI*, Sgt. Sockem, Reviews New Recruits.

*VKDI:   Viking Kitten Drill Instructor

[SevenofNine]

OHHH HOW CUTEEE

My cat if able be voting for Dubya and Cheney and my parents Pug be vote for Bush does tell you something LOL!