Caption Kerry swooning over Edwards while ignoring his wife

Boston Globe ^ | July9, 2004 | nwrep

[hope]

Looks like Teraaza has found her new love too.

[hope]

"Rasta, "Yo, Bee-otch, not even you got that much money!"

LOL! That was Kerry to Edwards, right?

[Huck]

I mean, one or two instances would be funny and all that, but the frequency of these moments, and the closeness involved, is downright scary.

[unspun]

Looks like Teraaza has found her new love too.

Maybe dreadlocks are more appealing to her about now than a dreadful wedlock.

[Nateman]

Yelled from the crowd: "Hey you rats! Get a room!"

[Sacajaweau]

And after he loses, she'll pay off the mortgage!!

[abclily]

That was my first question also. Looks a lot like Whoopi.

[LisaMalia]

Maybe dreadlocks are more appealing to her about now than a dreadful wedlock.

Good one!!!!!

[Sacajaweau]

Leno had a clip of Kerry making moves on Edwards! Hysterical!!

[Real Cynic No More]

I saw Edwards on tv just after the announcement that he was going to be Kerry's running mate, and he reminded me of someone I had recently seen. I thought and thought, but for the life of me, I couldn't tell who it was, with that wide, fake smile.

Then I saw the ad on FNC for the male enhancement drug, and realized that "Bob", the beneficiary of the male enhancement drug, and Edwards, are essentially the same person!

[Vigilantcitizen]

They are SO gay.

Liberace gay.

[combat_boots]

I don't know about you folks, but I see this as a blatent strategy of 2 former rivals determined to capture the gay vote. It's almost like trotting out Edwards' looks in the same vein as the girl between bouts in a boxing match. He's their centerfold, so to speak. All he needs is a thong.
I do hear he is a nice man. His positions are deplorable, however. He never once took a civil rights case or did pro bono work. No CP case was taken if the child died. And he nearly sold his DC house to the Saudis. His campaign shenanigans have historically been rife with illegal contributions. Somehow, he has the ear of someone(e) extremely powerful, however. But, he's still just a smile away from a stab in the back.

[Swanks]

She does not look very First Lady-like.

[UnChained]

Staged for the Dem base; Women, blacks and gays.

[beethoven]

Are Edwards slacks hip-huggers, or is his tie short?

[mikrofon]

JF'nK: "John, every successful political candidate needs a mistress -- whad'ya say?!"

Tereza: "Hey mon, you ever clean a pool before?"

[adam_az]

[Our man in washington]

Black man: "Nice to meet you, There's a he in Z' Kerry."

Theresa: "Nice to meet you too, but my name is pronounced Theresa Heinz Kerry."

Black man: "I wasn't saying your name, mon."

[iconoclast]

"As soon as JFK goes back to the hotel, Ill meet you backstage for some parlez vous a humpa humpa!"

Sauce for the gander?

[ryanjb2]

The black guy is the violinist for the Dave Matthews Band.