Caption Kerry swooning over Edwards while ignoring his wife

Boston Globe ^ | July9, 2004 | nwrep

[Quilla]

I'm sorry, but with all her money, Mrs. Kerry should be able to dress and groom herself better than she does. She always looks unkept and sloppy. She is a far cry from true class as personified by Mrs. Laura Bush.

[SheLion]

"As soon as Teresa goes back to the hotel, Ill meet you backstage for some parlez vous a humma humma!"

That's what "I" was thinking! ~shakes head here........

[Starboard]

Is this intentional and part of some new campaign strategy?

An appeal to the "lively" segment of the Democratic party perhaps?

[bilhosty]

We have a Dem ticket of Aunt Fancy and little Sweetie Pie.

[SheLion]

Who said "A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words??!!"

[shiva]

Tay-Ray-sah has been looking haggard,and dishleveled lately. Any one else noticed that?

[Starboard]

Rasta Man Mon

[Socratic]

"Which one is his wife?"

The one with longer hair.

[SheLion]

"I only married her for her money, but hey! You have money, too!"

Do you know why I am suspicious?  Remember back when FnKerry was running for President and they said he had to "mortgage his house" to continue campaigning?  Then it was brought out how much money his wife is worth.  Now........why would he have to mortgage ANYthing? Sure puts doubt in my mind.  Very suspicious.

[Nataku X]

Thanks, that does make sense. I thought that they were trying to capitalize on the fact that guys love lesbians and hoping to attract female voters with male-male suggestiveness... when in reality us females are turned off by male-male interaction like nothing else!

Either way, it's certainly not working, LOL... My hair is waist length and very curly--I told Mom that I was going to put it in a bun when interviewing for jobs--she told me to NEVER BE WHAT YOU AREN'T, people will see through it! And now I can see what she means by that advice in these pictures!

[CarolTX]

I can't decide which pair to caption! Her and him...or him and him! :-)

[Nataku X]

Yeah, but slash fanfiction lovers and gays already vote Dem... ;)

[Mamzelle]

Where's Elizabutt Edwards? Doesn't she see that the French Guy wants her boy?

Oh, yeah. She must be over at the refreshment table.

[Americanwolf]

John Kerry: Do you think we should push the whole gay marriage think during this campaign?

John Edwards: I do!

Terraza: Great there he goes after more money!

Boyd Tinsley: (guy next to terreza with the dreads.. violinist for Dave Matthews band. Don't ask I just know.):
Ter-rez-a got any smoke.. I got the pipe... :)

[bitt]

she also looks like she has put on 40 pounds. She needs a classy haircut and some nice clothes...now that I think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw her in a dress...

she looks like "Casual Friday with a Hangover".

[Cicero]

Which one is his wife?

Easy. Which one has the most money?

[Brilliant]

Because his marriage is a business deal. She gave him some of her money, but she wasn't going to give him more just because he was running for President. That meant he had to liquidate his equity in order to keep his campaign alive. We all said it was a bad investment at the time, but of course what it ignored was that he could raise political contributions and pay himself back. Not too risky.

[I got the rope]

Kuckold Kerry