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"No Personality, 2" CARTOON featuring John Kerry & Teresa Heinz Kerry
IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^
| 7/2/2004
| IPWGOP
Posted on 07/02/2004 6:38:53 PM PDT by IPWGOP
So, just how boring is John Kerry? According to Wall Street Journal's Wesley Pruden, Kerry is best forgotten if he wants to win in November:
“This week Monsieur Kerry is expected to choose his running mate, and the town is buzzing that it might be Hillary. This would fit perfectly into the affirmative amnesia strategy. Monsieur Kerry could stretch his usual summer idyll in France well into the autumn, and if he is elected president he won't have to come back at all. The Clintons will be happy to see to that.” – writes Wesley Pruden, Wall Street Journal.
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: boring; glasses; groucho; heinz; john; kerry; no; personality; teresa
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To: IPWGOP
I love your artwork. Thanks for the ping.
You did make Tereza look too good, she normally looks like she's never met a comb or a brush.
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posted on
07/02/2004 9:36:40 PM PDT
by
hoosierpearl
(He made a difference. RWR 1911-2004)
To: IPWGOP; Brad's Gramma; AmericanMade1776; All
SHALOM!
Hi...Everyone,
Vell...Thanks You Guys!
There Goes Another Key Board...Now, I Not only have Hot Tea All over my Key Board, but Vanilla Ice Cream as well...
OY VEY!
Those cartoons are Just too Funny.
AL Gore's: "Wackadoo Wing"...LOL, LOL, LOL!
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posted on
07/03/2004 2:20:45 AM PDT
by
Simcha7
((The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!))
To: trussell
Hi...Trussell,
Got another One...eh?!
Wow...You're just keep adding them up, Trolls that is!
GO GET EM!
Nasty Little Demon-Rat Trolls...Will The NEVER Learn Not to Mess With FR and The Viking Kitties???
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posted on
07/03/2004 2:26:10 AM PDT
by
Simcha7
((The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!))
To: hoosierpearl
You did make Tereza look too goodI know... I'm too easy on her still, aren't I? It took me a while to ugly-up John Kerry, too. Guess it's time to get out that ugly stick!
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posted on
07/03/2004 4:21:19 AM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: HenryLeeII
Wesley Pruden is actually the editor-in-chief of The Washington Times, or as G. Gordon Liddy calls him, "the take-no-prisoners" editor.BIG oooops! Thanks for the correction. Sheesh, I feel stooopid!
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posted on
07/03/2004 4:28:28 AM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: trussell; numbo; Gabz; 4mycountry; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; ...
Good shot, Gabz. "He's dead, Jim." As usual, I missed the action, lol !
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posted on
07/03/2004 4:35:49 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
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To: IPWGOP
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posted on
07/03/2004 4:38:38 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
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To: Gabz; Jim Robinson; numbo
Dam* ! What a mess Jim hadda clean up !!Comment #6 Removed by Moderator
Comment #7 Removed by Moderator
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posted on
07/03/2004 4:43:18 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
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To: MeekOneGOP
I always wonder what the removed comments were! Some stupid numbnut troll comment?
69
posted on
07/03/2004 5:03:15 AM PDT
by
buffyt
(The Clintons are the Demons from Dogpatch. Kerry is the sissy boy from Mass.)
To: buffyt; numbo
haha ! Yeah, apparently a "numbo" troll on a rant. :^D
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posted on
07/03/2004 5:57:27 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
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To: numbo; MeekOneGOP; trussell; Gabz; Mo1; PhilDragoo; mhking
NUMBO, we have your picture shown below. We have some more good news for you: Your AIDS/HIV test was positive, to go with your syphilis, venereal warts and hepatitis. The Mossad has your address as well as the S Korean Commandos. Knock, Knock will be coming to you very soon. "
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posted on
07/03/2004 6:36:51 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
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To: Grampa Dave; numbo
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posted on
07/03/2004 6:48:39 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
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To: MeekOneGOP
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posted on
07/03/2004 7:00:29 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(I'm proud of being among the first of the NUTZ!!!!)
To: MeekOneGOP
Looks like I'm late to the 4th of July troll barbecue. I prefer mine medium rare, but I will have to settle for well done.
(Excellent cartoon IPWGOP)
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posted on
07/03/2004 7:07:03 AM PDT
by
DocRock
To: MeekOneGOP
"Awwww! I missed all the fun!"
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/03/2004 9:12:03 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
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To: Brad's Gramma
After close observation of kiwi on the bicycle, one might wonder if there is some sugar in his hemoglobin.
To: buffyt
See #28 & #30. I preserved some of the stupidity for posterity.
The guy was a loon.
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posted on
07/03/2004 9:17:43 AM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(We're all DOOOOOOOOMED!!! < /DNC talking points>)
To: Gabz; jriemer; 4mycountry; Zavien Doombringer; MEG33; cavtrooper21; cyborg; arasina; Hat-Trick; ...
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2. (Nearly Fast) Petition the Admin Moderator to include the word "ZOT!" in the thread title. This will alert any surfing Kitten to the presence of a ZOT! thread. This is how I personally spot most of them.
3. (Fast) Add the keywords ZOT or VIKINGKITTIE to the thread. The Viking Kittie assigned to Troll Patrol for that period will scan for these keywords from time to time.
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posted on
07/03/2004 10:18:36 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: IPWGOP
The best cartoon idea I've heard, but have yet to see, was of Kerry as one of those apple trees in
THE WIZARD OF OZ that were throwing apples at Dorothy, Toto, and the Scarecrow.
Maybe someone could come up with a cartoon?
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posted on
07/03/2004 12:09:35 PM PDT
by
auzerais
(C*ANSWER: a fatally wasting brain disease afflicting the pro-jihadist Left!)
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