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"No Personality, 2" CARTOON featuring John Kerry & Teresa Heinz Kerry
IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 7/2/2004 | IPWGOP

Posted on 07/02/2004 6:38:53 PM PDT by IPWGOP

So, just how boring is John Kerry? According to Wall Street Journal's Wesley Pruden, Kerry is best forgotten if he wants to win in November:

“This week Monsieur Kerry is expected to choose his running mate, and the town is buzzing that it might be Hillary. This would fit perfectly into the affirmative amnesia strategy. Monsieur Kerry could stretch his usual summer idyll in France well into the autumn, and if he is elected president he won't have to come back at all. The Clintons will be happy to see to that.” – writes Wesley Pruden, Wall Street Journal.



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: boring; glasses; groucho; heinz; john; kerry; no; personality; teresa
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To: IPWGOP

I love your artwork. Thanks for the ping.

You did make Tereza look too good, she normally looks like she's never met a comb or a brush.


61 posted on 07/02/2004 9:36:40 PM PDT by hoosierpearl (He made a difference. RWR 1911-2004)
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To: IPWGOP; Brad's Gramma; AmericanMade1776; All
SHALOM!

Hi...Everyone,

Vell...Thanks You Guys!

There Goes Another Key Board...Now, I Not only have Hot Tea All over my Key Board, but Vanilla Ice Cream as well...

OY VEY!

Those cartoons are Just too Funny.

AL Gore's: "Wackadoo Wing"...LOL, LOL, LOL!

62 posted on 07/03/2004 2:20:45 AM PDT by Simcha7 ((The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!))
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To: trussell
Hi...Trussell,

Got another One...eh?!

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63 posted on 07/03/2004 2:26:10 AM PDT by Simcha7 ((The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!))
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To: hoosierpearl
You did make Tereza look too good

I know... I'm too easy on her still, aren't I? It took me a while to ugly-up John Kerry, too. Guess it's time to get out that ugly stick!

64 posted on 07/03/2004 4:21:19 AM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: HenryLeeII
Wesley Pruden is actually the editor-in-chief of The Washington Times, or as G. Gordon Liddy calls him, "the take-no-prisoners" editor.

BIG oooops! Thanks for the correction. Sheesh, I feel stooopid!

65 posted on 07/03/2004 4:28:28 AM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: trussell; numbo; Gabz; 4mycountry; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; ...
Good shot, Gabz. "He's dead, Jim."

As usual, I missed the action, lol !


66 posted on 07/03/2004 4:35:49 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: IPWGOP
hahaha ! Great pic ! :^D

67 posted on 07/03/2004 4:38:38 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: Gabz; Jim Robinson; numbo
Dam* ! What a mess Jim hadda clean up !!

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68 posted on 07/03/2004 4:43:18 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: MeekOneGOP

I always wonder what the removed comments were! Some stupid numbnut troll comment?


69 posted on 07/03/2004 5:03:15 AM PDT by buffyt (The Clintons are the Demons from Dogpatch. Kerry is the sissy boy from Mass.)
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To: buffyt; numbo
haha ! Yeah, apparently a "numbo" troll on a rant. :^D

70 posted on 07/03/2004 5:57:27 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: numbo; MeekOneGOP; trussell; Gabz; Mo1; PhilDragoo; mhking
NUMBO, we have your picture shown below. We have some more good news for you: Your AIDS/HIV test was positive, to go with your syphilis, venereal warts and hepatitis. The Mossad has your address as well as the S Korean Commandos. Knock, Knock will be coming to you very soon.

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71 posted on 07/03/2004 6:36:51 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Negate Michael Moore! Become a monthly donor to Free Republic!)
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To: Grampa Dave; numbo
LOLOLOL !

72 posted on 07/03/2004 6:48:39 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: MeekOneGOP

TOO funny!!!!!!!!!


73 posted on 07/03/2004 7:00:29 AM PDT by Gabz (I'm proud of being among the first of the NUTZ!!!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Looks like I'm late to the 4th of July troll barbecue. I prefer mine medium rare, but I will have to settle for well done.

(Excellent cartoon IPWGOP)
74 posted on 07/03/2004 7:07:03 AM PDT by DocRock
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To: MeekOneGOP

"Awwww! I missed all the fun!"

75 posted on 07/03/2004 8:30:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
haha ! Hi, kitty !

76 posted on 07/03/2004 9:12:03 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
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To: Brad's Gramma

After close observation of kiwi on the bicycle, one might wonder if there is some sugar in his hemoglobin.


77 posted on 07/03/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by No Surrender No Retreat (These Colors Never Run)
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To: buffyt

See #28 & #30. I preserved some of the stupidity for posterity.

The guy was a loon.


78 posted on 07/03/2004 9:17:43 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (We're all DOOOOOOOOMED!!! < /DNC talking points>)
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79 posted on 07/03/2004 10:18:36 AM PDT by timpad (Peace without victory is procrastination)
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To: IPWGOP
The best cartoon idea I've heard, but have yet to see, was of Kerry as one of those apple trees in THE WIZARD OF OZ that were throwing apples at Dorothy, Toto, and the Scarecrow.

Maybe someone could come up with a cartoon?

80 posted on 07/03/2004 12:09:35 PM PDT by auzerais (C*ANSWER: a fatally wasting brain disease afflicting the pro-jihadist Left!)
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