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Posted on 05/21/2004 10:06:02 AM PDT by Sandie0123

If that stupid little hoe can't find other ways to get money off that farm, then SHE'S stupid :)

Don't diss on PETA just because they're right, ok? ok. I'm a student at UCLA and a PETA member!


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To: Moose4; Budge

Budge, check out post #53. Remind you of anybody?


161 posted on 05/21/2004 11:29:51 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: mrs. a

I hear Paris will alpaca anything.


162 posted on 05/21/2004 11:30:58 AM PDT by TheLurkerX ("Perhaps Hillary's pantsuit is a mind controlling symbiote. Or she could just be a b*tch.")
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To: Sandie0123

You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas,
I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be
seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.
Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the
effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling
beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless,
less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention
you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress
us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers,
but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain,
and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with
the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane.
You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.
Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing,
inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that
your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed,
drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper.
You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness.
You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod.
Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser.
You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb.
You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved.
I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would
go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard
stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension
of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even
the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment
from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by
anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to
deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the
rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together
a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are
rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy
time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world
who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would
have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a
handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem
to be placing such a demand on you.


163 posted on 05/21/2004 11:42:27 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS)
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To: Tunehead54; Admin Moderator
"Where are the kitties?"

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164 posted on 05/21/2004 11:45:17 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: Johnny Gage

Don't hold anything back Johnny. Tell us how you really feel!!!! :)


165 posted on 05/21/2004 11:48:22 AM PDT by Auntbee
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To: dirtboy

Quite the rack you have there!


166 posted on 05/21/2004 11:48:25 AM PDT by politicalwit
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To: Sandie0123

Here you see the Zot being worked. Being made ready for release.        When the zot it ready it is released for a direct hit

EM94044
Here you see the direct hit!!                    MAN!!! ZOT IS GOOD!!!

167 posted on 05/21/2004 11:51:32 AM PDT by trussell (If stupidity was actually painful, some people would be on a permanent lidocane drip.)
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To: Auntbee
: )

168 posted on 05/21/2004 11:53:11 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Will ZOT for BEER)
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To: Sandie0123

I am going outside with magnifying glass to burn ants in your honor honey...

I love it when they make that popping sound when their insides boil and it just blows em up good...

Its tricky too, you don't actually hit them with the light beam...you just get close enough to boil em inside out...


169 posted on 05/21/2004 11:57:08 AM PDT by antaresequity (This is not the "War on Terror", Islam is the common denominator)
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To: Sandie0123
Sandie, This one's for you


170 posted on 05/21/2004 12:28:04 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: Sandie0123

171 posted on 05/21/2004 12:32:09 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: Sandie0123

PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals, and yeah, we ARE right.
If cows weren't supposed to be eaten, they wouldn't taste good when cooked over a hickory fire.


172 posted on 05/21/2004 12:49:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (Decorate rooms and furniture with your sleeping friend's carcasses. -Gothic car sticker)
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To: Sandie0123

I suggest Pamprin and a cheeseburger; in that order.


173 posted on 05/21/2004 12:52:35 PM PDT by Redcloak (Have you hugged your tagline today?)
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To: Sandie0123
"I'm a student at UCLA and a PETA member!"
Let's break this statement down, shall we?
"I'm a student at UCLA"= you're a cheap easy girl who gives up sex on the first date and sometimes before.
"and a PETA member!"= a closet lesbian with pathological homicidal tendencies who hates men but can't live without sex, so you attack those who wear fur but wouldn't touch a biker in leather because you're afraid your butt will get kicked.
You're seriously messed up, and I sincerely hope you get the help you need.
Even if it is through electromechanical means.
174 posted on 05/21/2004 12:53:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Decorate rooms and furniture with your sleeping friend's carcasses. -Gothic car sticker)
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To: Sandie0123; sweetliberty; Mo1; JoJo Gunn

Her bio page says she's a med student:
Medical student at UCLA, in TX for the summer

Being the twisted weirdo that I am, along with the demented sense of humor, anyone mind if I chase her around yelling "Hello, NURSE!"?


175 posted on 05/21/2004 12:57:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Decorate rooms and furniture with your sleeping friend's carcasses. -Gothic car sticker)
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To: Darksheare
If that stupid little hoe can't find other ways to get money off that farm, then SHE'S stupid :)

Sooooooooooooo .. who is the hoe??

176 posted on 05/21/2004 1:02:10 PM PDT by Mo1 (Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
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To: Mo1

Sandie0123's live in lifepartner girlfriend.
I guess..


177 posted on 05/21/2004 1:06:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Decorate rooms and furniture with your sleeping friend's carcasses. -Gothic car sticker)
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To: Sandie0123

You signed up today just to post that drivel?

And they say a college education is overrated.

With a cogent arguement like that, I expect that we will all soon become PETA supporters real soon.


*crickets*


Cheers,

knews hound


178 posted on 05/21/2004 1:06:14 PM PDT by knews_hound (Out of the NIC ,into the Router, out to the Cloud....Nothing but 'Net)
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To: Darksheare
Sandie0123's live in lifepartner girlfriend. I guess..

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. they got a divorce already??

179 posted on 05/21/2004 1:09:10 PM PDT by Mo1 (Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
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To: Mo1

Probably.
Upholstery is difficult to replace on a limited budget..


180 posted on 05/21/2004 1:11:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Decorate rooms and furniture with your sleeping friend's carcasses. -Gothic car sticker)
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