Kerry Wants Depp as Vice President

PakTribune ^ | Friday May 07, 2004

[Delta 21]

WASHINGTON : Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.

I first saw Johnny in that scissors movie, Kerry told reporters, and I’ve wanted to run with him ever since.

A source close to the Kerry campaign stated that Kerry believes Depp’s charm, charisma and intense global popularity is just the thing needed to sway voter support of post-teen females, twenty-something housewives, every woman in middle-aged America and that ‘certain section of guys’ towards the Democratic ticket in November.

Depp’s oddball je ne sais quoi is much admired by fans around the globe and Kerry is eagerly awaiting the actor’s decision to take on the challenging role of Vice President .

The somewhat shy actor is said to be favorable regarding acceptance of Kerry’s offer and will come on board only if he and his family are allowed to remain in France.

Also, I must be able to chase anyone I please around the Lincoln bedroom while brandishing my sword, said Depp. That’s if I decide to show up at all.

Kerry told reporters: George Bush spooked the French with his highfalutin attitude but Johnny will bring ‘em back around."

I’ll bet my discarded ribbons on it, he added.

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[Delta 21]

I just dont know any more.......

[billorites]

[Delta 21]

Hey I just noticed the little hold over pop up window when I moused over your name.

That is Way Cool!!!

[Fireone]

"Kerry believes Depp’s charm, charisma and intense global popularity"

No mention of what would be good for the country, or good for the citizens of the country!

[DesertDreamer]

I first saw Johnny in that scissors movie, Kerry told reporters, and I’ve wanted to run with him ever since.

ROFL!!! The accident-prone sKerry continues to live on the edge.

[perfect stranger]

[Mike Darancette]

For all the noises the Kreep Kerry and his owner (the wifey) are making about Cheney's service he had better pick a decorated veteran as a VP.

[Delta 21]

Hell, Kerry himself is a decorated veteran. He was even in Viet Nam. I dont think he better try that tack again!

[The Mayor]

that came with the last big format change

[Delta 21]

I was hoping I hadnt been missing out all this time! Ya see, Im a Mozilla fan and the main surfin box is FUBAR and Im limpin along on my standby with only IE.

Ya do what ya havta to get yer daily dose of FR !

[The Mayor]

Ya do what ya havta to get yer daily dose of FR !

OH, absolutley!

[Ann Archy]

ONION ALERT!

>>>ever since I saw him with scissors I wanted to run with him...LOL!!

[King Prout]

this must be a gag article.

[Tribune7]

LOLOLOLOLOL.

It looks like the Onion got another one.

[Tribune7]

For shame. I would never have thought the PakTribune would stoop to such a low.

[dawn53]

or a hacked website???

[Tribune7]

Not pa., but I think most of you will love this.

[King Prout]

or a whacked headsite?

[Larry Lucido]

Gino: Uncle Enzo, what are you doing here?

Enzo: I've come to apologize.

Gino: Apologize?

Enzo: Yes. I rented the move Edward Scissorhands. That Johnny Depp, he make me cry.

Gino: He make me cry too. You want something to drink?

Enzo: Hey, what's all of this?

Gino: Nothing. It's just hair.

Enzo: You do haircut in the apartment?

[Delta 21]

Be sure to FReep the poll down on the lower right!

Looks pretty legit to me :){Hey, Who needs confirmation!}