Black XXVI: "Hanoi John!!"

The MudTower | 26 April 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Peace is Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")

Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite...
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!

Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter...
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!

Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!

(Guitar jammin')

Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!

Oh-ahhh-oh!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!

Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!

(guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")

I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!!
Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!!
I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RAT's slime keeps stag'rin' on!!
Still, RAT's stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!

When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son...
Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!"
Still, I FReep DemRATS in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!!
When I hear RAT's Med'yuh crowin'...MUD takes a stand and fights!!

(guitar pickin')

I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar...
Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUD's smokin' big ceegahhs!!
Well, RATS know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!!
But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!

(guitar pickin')

Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice...
If John Ashcroft's post was mine...
You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!!
Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!!
Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Man I Wanna Be!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")

It's been said MUD's lost his mind...
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!

(guitar jammin')

If only Right could find a way...
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!

RightWing must git even stronger...
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!

(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)

If only Right could find a way...
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[MeekOneGOP]

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFL...hey, did you hear that John F'in Kerry served in VietNam?

Whatta DORK!!!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL...hey, did you hear that John F'in Kerry served in VietNam?

He did? haha ! ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Appointment With the Apocolypse: The Waco Files!!"

Thank you, sir, I've been looking fer just such a resource...MUD

[backhoe]

Why, thank you- hope it's useful.

[Mudboy Slim]

It shall be...

"Hell's In Jean's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")

Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!

All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!

(guitar jammin' interlude)

Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!

(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)

We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!

Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS Exploit Tillman Tragedy!!"

What a low-life scumbag Ted Rall is...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"There was no apology when Clinton/Reno Mass-Murdered 78 folks at Waco!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Welcome back...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Graveyard Called 'WACO!!'"

"Rookstool's feelings about what happened at Waco have been problematic for the FBI. In 1993 he was asked to deliver a lecture on his experiences with the Evidence Response Team at the bureau's training academy in Quantico, Virginia. There he startled the class by announcing his belief that not all of the nearly 80 Branch Davidians who died on April 19, 1993, had committed suicide, as the bureau maintains. (Shortly thereafter, Rookstool says, his supervisor received a memo from on high warning that because the bureau might face litigation over its handling of Waco, all personnel were to refrain from further comment on the subject.) In 1997 Rookstool repeated his assertion in Waco: The Rules of Engagement, an award-winning documentary. And today, as he surveys the rubble, he has decided to open up further - even as Washington prepares to conduct anew investigation, spurred by fresh revelations about the bureau's failure to disclose the use of pyrotechnic devices during the siege. Nobody inside the FBI at the time has ever spoken out so critically about what happened at Waco."

Waco was Mass-Murder...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Los Angeles Times
April 17, 2004

Marine Corps Snipers Aim To Strike Fear

With their 'One bullet, one kill' motto, the sharpshooters try to clear the streets and undermine insurgents in Fallouja, Iraq.
By Tony Perry, Times Staff Writer


FALLOUJA, Iraq - Taking a short breather Friday, the 21-year-old Marine corporal explained what it was like to practice his lethal skill in the battle for this city.

"It's a sniper's dream," he said in polite, matter-of-fact tones. "You can go anywhere and there are so many ways to fire at the enemy without him knowing where you are."

Sniping - killing an enemy from long distance with a single shot - has become a significant tactic for Marines in this Sunni Triangle city as three battalions skirmish daily with armed fighters who can find cover among buildings, walls and trees. Marine sniper teams are spread in and around the city, working night and day, using powerful scopes, thermal imaging equipment and specially modified bolt-action rifles that allow them to identify and target armed militants from 800 yards or more.

Sniping experts - there are several here with the Marines - say there may not have been such a "target-rich" battlefield since the World War II battle for Stalingrad, during which German and Russian snipers dueled for months.

As a military tactic, sniping is centuries old; the first snipers used bows and arrows. Leonardo da Vinci is said to have been a sniper in fighting against the Holy Roman Empire. Weapons change, but the goal of the sniper remains the same: harass and intimidate the enemy, make him afraid to venture into the open, deny him the chance to rest and regroup. The Marines believe their snipers have killed hundreds of insurgents, though that figure alone does not accurately portray the significance of sniping. A sign on the wall of sniper school at Camp Pendleton displays a
Chinese proverb: "Kill One Man, Terrorize a Thousand."
"Sometimes a guy will go down, and I'll let him scream a bit to destroy the morale of his buddies," said the Marine corporal. "Then I'll use a second shot." In negotiations aimed at ending the standoff in the city, the insurgents
have demanded the Marines pull back their snipers. A shaky truce exists between the Marines who surround the city and the fighters within the circle. But the cease-fire allows the Marines to carry out defensive operations within the city, which they define as, among other things, allowing fire on insurgents who display weapons, break the curfew or move their forces toward U.S. troops. Although official policy discourages Marines from keeping a personal count
of those they have killed, the custom continues. In nearly two weeks of conflict here, the corporal from a Midwestern city has emerged as the top sniper, with 24 confirmed kills. By comparison, the top Marine Corps sniper in Vietnam had 103 confirmed kills in 16 months.

"As a sniper your goal is to completely demoralize the enemy," said the corporal, who played football and ran track in high school and dreams of becoming a high school coach. "I couldn't have asked to be in a better place. I just got lucky: to be here at the right time and with the right training." The military has asked that sniper names not be published. Insurgents were said to have put a bounty on Marine snipers. A website linked to the insurgents attempts to provide information on snipers and their families.

During the Vietnam War, the Viet Cong also put a bounty on snipers. "If you're going to be a sniper," said the corporal, "you just have to accept the things that come with it." The corporal was a scout during last year's battle to topple Saddam Hussein's regime, helping a sniper find a target and align the shot. This year, he's the shooter, assigned to a scout partner. He remembers his
first time as a sniper in action. "The first time you get the adrenaline rush afterward," he said. "During the shooting, you have to take care of your breathing. It felt good to do my job, good to take a bad guy out."

Marine snipers, whose motto is "One shot, one kill," fire from rooftops in crowded urban areas of Fallouja, as well as explore the city by foot. It sometimes takes hours to set up a shot, as the sniper hides in the distance, waiting for the opportune moment. The sniper rifle, a M-40A3, is a bolt-action model specially assembled at the Marine Corps armory in Quantico, Va. The scope magnifies to the 10th
power. Some snipers give pet names to their rifle, taken from girlfriends or movie characters. The corporal, allowing himself a small laugh, has not. "I guess it's the gun that cannot be named," he said. "It's been good to
me. I take care of it and it takes care of me."

Marine officers credit the snipers, all of whom are enlisted men, with saving Marine lives by suppressing enemy fire and allowing their comrades greater freedom of movement. "The snipers clear the streets for us," said Capt. Douglas Zembiec. "The snipers are true heroes."
Sniper teams have come under fire and suffered casualties. Marine intelligence suggests that the insurgents - using Russian- and Chinese-made rifles and optics - have their own sniper teams, but there have been no reports of Marines killed by sniper fire. The corporal grew up fishing and hunting - he killed his first deer at age 12, with a bow and arrow - and remembers trips in the backwoods of Canada
with his father, an academic. Not ready for college, he enlisted in the Marine Corps and gained a spot in the elite sniper school at Camp Pendleton. An uncle was a Marine sniper in Vietnam.

Unlike most Marines, the sniper sees his enemy before killing him. The enemy has a face. Most combatants get only a glimpse of their enemies. The distance is too great, the spray of bullets too rapid. But the sniper, with time to set up his shot, sees his victims more clearly through a powerful scope: their faces, their eyes, the weapons in
their hands. And their expression when the bullet hits "their center mass." "You have to have a combat mind-set," the corporal said. Unlike other infantry troops, the sniper has greater confidence that his shot won't hit a civilian or a "friendly."

The corporal hopes to get back home by late fall, in time to take his girlfriend to a college football game and go deer hunting with his father. "When I go hunting for whitetail, it's for food and sport," he said.
"Here, when I go hunting, it's personal, very personal."

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"D'asshole Outta Step with South Dakotans!!"

Git D'asshole in November!!

GoThuneGo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We chased him to the border
All the way to El Paso
The ride was long, the ride was hard
But the sheriff said, "We can't let him go"
He said, "Let me tell you somethin', I been trackin' for a long time
They never trust a stranger and they take care of their own"

America will not regain its swagger until Americans hold Clinton accountable for his crimes...Felons do not walk free in a Justice System of Laws Not Men!! How can we make Clinton/DemonRAT criminality and Treason an issue in the upcoming campaigns?! How can we shame Ashcroft and the Justice Department into doing what it ought to be doing vis a vis the Corruption of the previous Administration?! How can we ignite the grass roots? I'm sick of always being on the defensive...how can we get the good guys to fight the good fight, instead of compromising away the Principles that made this Country the greatest ever to grace this Earth?! What's it gonna take to make Dubyuh mad enough at the low-life Rats to take off the kid gloves and come out swingin'?! If he would, the good folks in this Country would rally to his Cause...we can't help but look like hypocrits when we castigate other Countries for their Corrupt Elitist Governments whilst the Justice Departments of both DemonRAT and now Republican Administrations appear willing to allow the Clinton Administration--including the EX-Rapist-in-Chief and the Junior Senator from New York--to get off scot-free when there is ample evidence of multiple felonies, including Perjury, Obstruction of Justice, Massive Campaign Finance Abuse, Rape, Bribery, Dereliction of Duty, and yes, TREASON?!!

Clinton Corruption must be made an issue in the upcoming campaigns cause he ain't going away until we put him away!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD (5/20/02)

[Mudboy Slim]

"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)"
(by Neil Young)

My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.

The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)"
(Neil Young)

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

Out of the blue
and into the black
You pay for this,
but they give you that
And once you're gone,
you can't come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.

The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
Is this the story
of Johnny Rotten?
It's better to burn out
'cause rust never sleeps
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The HildaBeast's Path to the White House!!"

"Hillary Clinton is ambitious, audacious, and fully capable of creating devious, multi-step strategies. Blindsiding her fervent opponents, she may yet shock the world and realize her longstanding ambition to win election as President -- in the year 2004. Doing so would only require her to use tactics which she and her husband have already perfected. Small signs already indicate she and her husband are laying the foundations for a fascinating gambit which could land her in the Oval Office next year."

Interesting article...MUD