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"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")

I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!!
Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!!
I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RAT's slime keeps stag'rin' on!!
Still, RAT's stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!

When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son...
Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!"
Still, I FReep DemRATS in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!!
When I hear RAT's Med'yuh crowin'...MUD takes a stand and fights!!

(guitar pickin')

I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar...
Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUD's smokin' big ceegahhs!!
Well, RATS know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!!
But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!

(guitar pickin')

Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice...
If John Ashcroft's post was mine...
You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!!
Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!!
Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

"The Man I Wanna Be!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")

It's been said MUD's lost his mind...
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!

(guitar jammin')

If only Right could find a way...
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!

RightWing must git even stronger...
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!

(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)

If only Right could find a way...
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)