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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: Overtaxed
WD-40? That would have been my suggestion. WD-40 is good for anything. It'll grow hair too. Great in Chili.
To: Jaysun
LOL - I can't wait to read the replies. Personally, I'd add a little jelly, tie him to a tree, and let some critter help him out.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:51:22 PM PDT
by
mombonn
To: hellinahandcart
Not very long ago a person had lice and his mom decided gasoline would kill them. To bad they tried it in the sink with a gas pilot light nearby. But it did get the lice out.
To: mystery-ak
OMG....it may not be the hair on his head. And now we're on to American Pie 3... I think Jaysun is in the lodge with Stiffler and the boys.
Surely these men must have a razor. Nuff said. ;) They're always begging us anyway. Seems like cosmic revenge.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:51:57 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: Nita Nupress
My serious guess would be Prep-H, jock itch gel, or some other "embarassing condition" gel treatment. ;)
To: mystery-ak
Oh, man...too much info.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:52:18 PM PDT
by
scott7278
("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
To: Jaysun
White vinegar.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:53:02 PM PDT
by
SCalGal
To: Conservativegreatgrandma
marking spot
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:53:09 PM PDT
by
Iowa Granny
(Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
To: Jaysun
Your sister is a lucky woman.
Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
Try that one again.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:53:23 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey -- appeasement doesn't work)
To: Nita Nupress; abner
Abner brought up Classygreeneyedblonde and I snorted bottled water out my nose all over my keyboard. Relax, it wasn't French Bottled water. This thread reminds me of some of the threads back in 98-99 about black helicopters.
270
posted on
04/21/2004 7:53:27 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: Dan from Michigan
It was hysterical! They guy who wrote those movies went to one of our rival high schools. Trust me, all that crap happened.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:53:33 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
True, true, but there is some speculation that Jaysun's BIL placed Willie in some venue where Willie didn't fit in all that well, and Willie nice little kinky hairdo suffered some sort of, well, je ne sais quoi.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:53:44 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
(I suppose JFnKerry might have fought well; he just doesn't have the convictions of his courage.)
To: Nita Nupress
Ball-bearings... hehe.
To: mystery-ak; Jaysun
And I asked for pictures earlier! Gag!
Jaysun, NO PICTURES! NO PICTURES!
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:54:15 PM PDT
by
scott7278
("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked; mystery-ak
True. They probably want to figure out who all the kinky chicks are. ;)
Who mentioned KY first? Oh mystery...
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:54:27 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: Jaysun
Another thought. Is there a dog in your lodge? Can you get the dog to lick out the peanut butter?
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:54:54 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey -- appeasement doesn't work)
To: Nita Nupress
Oh, dear me - LOL
To: mhking; Temple Owl
just damn
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:55:18 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey -- appeasement doesn't work)
To: rintense
Yes I remember that .. I've noted your vets concoction but I hope I never have to use it
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:55:47 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
To: Jaysun
A good dictionary and better bait.
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