Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)

4/21/2004 | Jaysun

[Jaysun]

Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.)

My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and he’s now in a state of full blown panic.

Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, we’d like to know of any “home remedies” that may work – we’re in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Here’s what we’ve tried so far:

A) Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.

Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.

Jaysun

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

WD-40?

That would have been my suggestion. WD-40 is good for anything. It'll grow hair too. Great in Chili.

[mombonn]

LOL - I can't wait to read the replies. Personally, I'd add a little jelly, tie him to a tree, and let some critter help him out.

[Orange1998]

Not very long ago a person had lice and his mom decided gasoline would kill them. To bad they tried it in the sink with a gas pilot light nearby. But it did get the lice out.

[rintense]

OMG....it may not be the hair on his head.

And now we're on to American Pie 3... I think Jaysun is in the lodge with Stiffler and the boys.

Surely these men must have a razor. Nuff said. ;) They're always begging us anyway. Seems like cosmic revenge.

[Nataku X]

My serious guess would be Prep-H, jock itch gel, or some other "embarassing condition" gel treatment. ;)

[scott7278]

Oh, man...too much info.

[SCalGal]

White vinegar.

[Iowa Granny]

marking spot

[Tribune7]

Your sister is a lucky woman.

Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.

Try that one again.

[CholeraJoe]

Abner brought up Classygreeneyedblonde and I snorted bottled water out my nose all over my keyboard. Relax, it wasn't French Bottled water. This thread reminds me of some of the threads back in 98-99 about black helicopters.

[rintense]

It was hysterical! They guy who wrote those movies went to one of our rival high schools. Trust me, all that crap happened.

[squarebarb]

True, true, but there is some speculation that Jaysun's BIL placed Willie in some venue where Willie didn't fit in all that well, and Willie nice little kinky hairdo suffered some sort of, well, je ne sais quoi.

[ican'tbelieveit]

Ball-bearings... hehe.

[scott7278]

And I asked for pictures earlier! Gag!

Jaysun, NO PICTURES! NO PICTURES!

[rintense]

True. They probably want to figure out who all the kinky chicks are. ;)

Who mentioned KY first? Oh mystery...

[Tribune7]

Another thought. Is there a dog in your lodge? Can you get the dog to lick out the peanut butter?

[Senator Pardek]

Oh, dear me - LOL

[Tribune7]

just damn

[Mo1]

Yes I remember that .. I've noted your vets concoction but I hope I never have to use it

[Old Professer]

A good dictionary and better bait.