KERRY IS NOW REJECTING FOREIGN ENDORSEMENTS

boortz.com ^ | March 19, 2004 | Neal Boortz

[conservativecorner]

It was okay when John sKerry could say that foreign leaders supported him over President Bush, because it suited his political purpose. Now that one of these "foreign leaders" have stepped forward, Senator Flip-Flop is singing a different tune. Sounds like a familiar refrain, doesn't it? What a phony.

Yesterday, the former Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad, an avowed anti-Semite, said that he was endorsing John Kerry for president of the United States. It took all of the three seconds for the Kerry campaign to issue a statement rejecting the endorsement, and saying this: "It is simply not appropriate for any foreign leader to endorse a candidate in America's presidential election. John Kerry does not seek, and will not accept, any such endorsements." Excuse me? Oh really...well how about just a while ago when Kerry was saying that leaders of other countries had said they supported him? You see, when it comes to sKerry and his crew, the truth is only useful if it serves a purpose.

What a crooked, lying bunch.

[Esther Ruth]

No more endorsements please, just send your money, and be quiet about it would ya -jeez!

[bearkat]

OH NO! Senator Kerry would never suddenly change his position on an issue! I for one, am personally shocked.

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[Conspiracy Guy]

This stuff is so funny on it's own that I can't even twist or spin it to make it funnier.

CG

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Memo to Lil' Kim in NK...keep your distance !

[guitfiddlist]

"John Kerry does not seek, and will not accept, any such endorsements nomination."

From JFK to LBJ in one flip-flop.

[smiley]

Somewhere....back in here...YEP, here they are....I'm putting them on now and shall henceforth use my magic marker on the bottom.....I shall now be wearing around the house....my bright green KERRY FLIP FLOPS.

[11th Earl of Mar]

I am now announcing that I will no longer accept dates with supermodels.

[Use It Or Lose It]

This is a true comedy routine in the making. Heck, it could be a spring-summer sitcom! "The Flip-Flop Files," sponsored by JFKerry Waffles and Heinz 57 Varieties of Verbal Venom.

[ClearCase_guy]

Saturday Night Live could have fun with this over the course of an hour:

First Kerry bit: "I hat met with foreign leaders who support me." -- let the "press" makes jokes so that he looks foolish
Second Kerry bit: "I never said I met with foreign leaders. But I have heard from them and they support me." -- let the "press" makes jokes so that he looks foolish.
Third Kerry bit: "I reject all endorsements from foreign leaders, such foreign involvement is inappropriate." -- let the "press" makes jokes so that he looks foolish.

Three comedy sketches. spread out over a 1 hour time period. Cover the gamut and show the man for who he is.

[syriacus]

LOL!! Thanks for posting this!!

I don't have home delivery of a newspaper with a comic section.

When I'm looking for some humor in the morning, things like this'll do just fine.

[meenie]

So why shouldn't Saddaam Hussein endorse John Kerry?

[OpusatFR]

"... the former Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad, an avowed anti-Semite, said that he was endorsing John Kerry for president of the United States."

Birds of a feather, flock together.

Kerry is not an anti-Semite. He is just another socialist the rest of the demagogues approve.

[Guenevere]

A MUST READ!!!!!

[dennisw]

I too want John F Ketchup to be glorious leader of the United States

[TUX]

Flipper......I got em, I got em......Ops I dont got em...and dont want em.

[WV Mountain Mama]

You just can't make this stuff up.

[syriacus]

Kerry better turn down the foreign endorsements in a diplomatic way, or he'll mess-up his stellar record of getting along with the folks overseas.

Speaking of stars...
If Kerry behaves appropriately, he will get another one of those coveted shiny stars for "good deportment."

[dennisw]

I like John Effin' Ketchup with my rice and beans

[proud American in Canada]

"Saturday Night Live could have fun with this over the course of an hour"

What I loved was reading about David Letterman, who, last week, joked (and I'm paraphrasing):

"When pressed to reveal the names of the foreign leaders who endorse his campaign, all John Kerry could come up with was Queen Latifah."