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To: conservativecorner
No more endorsements please, just send your money, and be quiet about it would ya -jeez!
2 posted on
03/19/2004 5:16:12 AM PST by
Esther Ruth
(God bless America - God Bless President George W Bush)
To: conservativecorner
OH NO! Senator Kerry would never suddenly change his position on an issue! I for one, am personally shocked.
*Please see tag line* : )
3 posted on
03/19/2004 5:18:05 AM PST by
bearkat
(John F. Kerry = oxyMORON)
To: conservativecorner
This stuff is so funny on it's own that I can't even twist or spin it to make it funnier.
CG
4 posted on
03/19/2004 5:19:33 AM PST by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm voting for John Kerry by casting my vote against him. He's much too busy.)
To: conservativecorner
"John Kerry does not seek, and will not accept, any such
endorsements nomination."
From JFK to LBJ in one flip-flop.
To: conservativecorner
Somewhere....back in here...YEP, here they are....I'm putting them on now and shall henceforth use my magic marker on the bottom.....I shall now be wearing around the house....my bright green KERRY FLIP FLOPS.
7 posted on
03/19/2004 5:24:48 AM PST by
smiley
To: conservativecorner
I am now announcing that I will no longer accept dates with supermodels.
To: conservativecorner
This is a true comedy routine in the making. Heck, it could be a spring-summer sitcom! "The Flip-Flop Files," sponsored by JFKerry Waffles and Heinz 57 Varieties of Verbal Venom.
9 posted on
03/19/2004 5:30:06 AM PST by
Use It Or Lose It
( You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.)
To: conservativecorner
Saturday Night Live could have fun with this over the course of an hour:
First Kerry bit: "I hat met with foreign leaders who support me." -- let the "press" makes jokes so that he looks foolish
Second Kerry bit: "I never said I met with foreign leaders. But I have heard from them and they support me." -- let the "press" makes jokes so that he looks foolish.
Third Kerry bit: "I reject all endorsements from foreign leaders, such foreign involvement is inappropriate." -- let the "press" makes jokes so that he looks foolish.
Three comedy sketches. spread out over a 1 hour time period. Cover the gamut and show the man for who he is.
10 posted on
03/19/2004 5:30:12 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(You can see it coming like a train on a track.)
To: conservativecorner
LOL!! Thanks for posting this!!
I don't have home delivery of a newspaper with a comic section.
When I'm looking for some humor in the morning, things like this'll do just fine.
11 posted on
03/19/2004 5:33:17 AM PST by
syriacus
(Lend a moment of silence, for those who starved in Iraq, due to corrupt UN OIL FOR FOOD program)
To: conservativecorner
"... the former Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad, an avowed anti-Semite, said that he was endorsing John Kerry for president of the United States."
Birds of a feather, flock together.
Kerry is not an anti-Semite. He is just another socialist the rest of the demagogues approve.
13 posted on
03/19/2004 5:36:09 AM PST by
OpusatFR
(Liberals lie because the truth would kill them all off.)
To: conservativecorner
I too want John F Ketchup to be glorious leader of the United States
15 posted on
03/19/2004 5:40:04 AM PST by
dennisw
(“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.”)
To: conservativecorner
Flipper......I got em, I got em......Ops I dont got em...and dont want em.
16 posted on
03/19/2004 5:41:33 AM PST by
TUX
(Domino effect)
To: conservativecorner
Kerry better turn down the foreign endorsements in a diplomatic way, or he'll mess-up his stellar record of getting along with the folks overseas.
Speaking of stars...
If Kerry behaves appropriately, he will get another one of those coveted shiny stars for "good deportment." 
18 posted on
03/19/2004 5:44:08 AM PST by
syriacus
(Lend a moment of silence, for those who starved in Iraq, due to corrupt UN OIL FOR FOOD program)
To: conservativecorner
"It is simply not appropriate for any foreign leader to endorse a candidate in America's presidential election. John Kerry does not seek, and will not accept, any such endorsements. He will, however refrain from any attempts to defend our country until each and every foreign leader is in agreement that we may do so."
To: conservativecorner
Holy crap!
24 posted on
03/19/2004 5:56:08 AM PST by
Seth1
(Stop plate tectonics!!!)
To: conservativecorner
Sounds like his handlers have had a few words with him. No wonder he's hiding out on his "spring break". Can't take the heat, Johnnie?
26 posted on
03/19/2004 6:11:53 AM PST by
sarasota
To: conservativecorner
Too funny! They can't remember which hand to put out for the donation and which one to stick up their own arses!!
27 posted on
03/19/2004 6:14:07 AM PST by
StarCMC
(God bless the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God bless them all!)
To: conservativecorner
28 posted on
03/19/2004 6:16:59 AM PST by
Paleo Conservative
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
To: conservativecorner
I received several endorsements from foreign leaders, before I rejected them.
To: conservativecorner
Now Aymen al Zawahiri has endorsed Kerry!!!
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