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The Marriage of Steve and Mark
Cinnamon Girl
Posted on 02/19/2004 11:15:44 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl
Los Angeles, CA-- It's been two years since male models Steve and Mark applied for a marriage license in Los Angeles county and were told by the county clerk that their application could not be accepted.
"She actually laughed in our faces and thought it was a joke," says Steve, a 6'3" muscular 24 year old.
"I told her she was a fat cow," Mark adds, smiling.
Mark and Steve, who have been living together in a charming tudor style cottage on Coldwater Canyon for the past five years now find themselves facing down the system once again.
"We are each other's best friends," says Mark, 22, and an inch taller than Steve. "We do everything together. We want to be married, to make it official."
Just back from fashion week photo shoots in Milan, Steve and Mark pledge to join the ranks of other same sex couples who have bucked the system in San Francisco this week, and line up to get a marriage license from civil rights activist Mayor Gavin Newsom.
"We bought Armani suits in Milan and have a fitting today," declares Steve. "Friends are flying in for the ceremony--"
"We've written our own vows," Mark interrupts. He takes Steve's hand and gives it a squeeze. "We love each other, and that's all that matters."
But not everyone is supportive of the two handsome young men.
"It's disgusting. They should be arrested," says 87 year old neighbor Alice Walsh.
And Mark isn't so sure the two will be welcomed with open arms at San Francisco City Hall, either.
After all, the two aren't just gay men; they're brothers. Mark and Steve Parker have the same biological mother and father, and really did grow up together. The two argue that their union should be no more objectionable than any other union of men.
"It's not like we can make a baby together," says Steve.
"But that taboo about siblings getting married or having sex with each other is still there," says Mark. "But why? I mean, seriously."
Whether Mayor Newsom is ready to put his stamp of approval on Mark and Steve's love remains to be seen.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: angrykeywords; anyonereadkeywords; civilunion; credibilitygap; hoax; homosexual; homosexualagenda; itsavanitypostfolks; looserectum; marriage; marriageammendment; notforcrybabies; samesexmarriage; satire; sf; shamelesslie; stunt; tightabs; trickery; untrue; urbanlegend
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Seriously, why not?
To: Cinnamon Girl
Gosh, mom and dad must be so proud....
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:18:44 AM PST
by
general_re
(Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant. - Tacitus)
To: Cinnamon Girl
This deserves a mega barf alert.
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:19:05 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Gwell Angau Na Chywilydd)
To: Cinnamon Girl
If this man's for it, I'm not.
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:20:02 AM PST
by
South40
(My vote helped defeat cruz bustamante; did yours?)
To: Cinnamon Girl
Seriously, why not?Why not is right. After all, give 'em an inch, why not the whole mile?
Homosexuality brotherly marriage doesn't hurt anyone.
Homosexual brotherly sex-love is done in the privacy of one's own home.
Homosexuality brotherly unions may have been condemned in the Bible, but that was AGES ago, let's get with the program. It's the 21st century after all; those old rules don't apply to us anymore.
To: Cinnamon Girl
It has been said on another thread but needs to be stated again:
If God doesn't strike down San Francisco, he needs to give a serious apology to Sodom and Gomorrah.
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:20:29 AM PST
by
scarface367
(This tagline known to the state of California to cause cancer in laboratory animals)
To: Cinnamon Girl
I am the "source" police.
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:20:34 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: Cinnamon Girl
"We want to be married, to make it official." - We want your approval. If you don't approve we are not whole, we feel slighted, our feelings are hurt, blah, blah, blah.
Some interesting information about the gay marriage agenda AFTER gay marriages are legal -
"If youd like to get a graphic sense of what the slippery slope from gay marriage, to polyamory, to the abolition of marriage will look like, now you can see it on video. In Beyond Gay Marriage, I talked about the radical professors currently in control of the discipline of family law. These professors favor gay marriagebut only as a step toward group marriage (polyamory) and/or the legal abolition of marriage itself."
http://www.nationalreview.com/thecorner/04_02_15_corner-archive.asp#025460
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:20:38 AM PST
by
Weimdog
To: RonDog; onedoug; lainie; rantblogger; longtermmemmory; kattracks
Is there any argument those who support same sex "marriage" could make against this?
To: Cinnamon Girl
Seriously, why not?
Are YOU serious?
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:21:43 AM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
("The Passion" If you loved the Book, you'll love the movie)
To: GSWarrior
You realize I'm the source, right GSWarrior?
To: Cinnamon Girl
"I told her she was a fat cow," Mark adds, smiling.Feel the love. Feel the "tolerance".
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:22:57 AM PST
by
TomServo
("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
To: Cinnamon Girl
Brotherly love.
This way a man can leave home, and still not have to leave his brother's behind.
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:23:09 AM PST
by
Chris Talk
(What Earth now is, Mars once was. What Mars now is, Earth will become.)
To: Cinnamon Girl
roflol....disgusting!!!
To: Chris Talk
LOL. For real.
To: Cinnamon Girl
Not until I got to the "punch line."
To: Cinnamon Girl
Talk about a Cinnamon Twist. That's disgusting. Enough said.
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:24:40 AM PST
by
writer33
(The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
To: Cinnamon Girl
Where did this story come from. I typed the first sentence into the Google News search engine and got nothing. I think it's made up.
To: Chris Talk
Too funny!
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:26:46 AM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
("The Passion" If you loved the Book, you'll love the movie)
To: Cinnamon Girl
Somehow their wanting to be married is overshadowed by the fact that they are incestous !!! How sick is that !!
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posted on
02/19/2004 11:27:07 AM PST
by
Rainmist
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