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Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR
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Posted on 02/15/2004 12:30:37 PM PST by jriemer
Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01
As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.
If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)
Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.
I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.
jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac
TOPICS: Free Republic
KEYWORDS: allyourtroll; arebelongtous; bringitontrolls; germantrolls; greatthreads; moby; mobydicks; mobysmarchingmorons; mobytrolls; payperzot; troll; trollbegone; trollfrtrustfund; trollingfortrolls; trollsfeartheozone; trollsfundinggop; vikingkittie; vikingkitties; vikingpussies; vkpac; vkpacforgop; zot
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To: jriemer
181
posted on
02/23/2004 9:25:03 PM PST
by
antaresequity
(Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/)
To: jriemer
Troll Be Gone
182
posted on
02/23/2004 9:27:58 PM PST
by
John Lenin
(Just because there is no draft does not mean there are no draft dodgers)
To: Tamsey
To: 24-7Freeper
To: 24-7Freeper
When I first saw that, I laughed out loud for about five minutes...
...and that is quite rare for me.
185
posted on
02/23/2004 9:37:50 PM PST
by
timpad
(Frustrate a liberal - be happy and successful!)
To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
The squirrels want to join the fight. We'll just have to keep them separate from the cats. That could get messy. :)All who are called to serve are welcome. So long as the VKs have plenty of Troll Meat, there should be no problem.
186
posted on
02/23/2004 9:40:15 PM PST
by
timpad
(Frustrate a liberal - be happy and successful!)
To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
To: jriemer
Trivia: The same folks who created the original Viking Kittens video also make those freaky, disturbing Quizno's Subs commercials with the, um, undead hamsters or whatever they are.
To: Androcles
Hit delete and never click on a link.
190
posted on
02/23/2004 10:28:32 PM PST
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: jriemer
Damn... I'm really demoralized.
When I heard there was a reward, I thought, "I'll go over there and out myself as a troll, then collect the reward". But being a troll is only worth 1 cent! That really damaged my self-esteem.
Then somebody posted the link to that "kuro5hin" (whatever that is) site with the commentary by all the *professional* trolls who are attacking FR... which further degraded my already damaged self-esteem by causing me to realize that I am a mere amateur...
I'd go kill myself but it's clear that if I'm only worth 1 cent if I turn myself in, I'm clearly not worth the price of a bullet to do myself in.
Sigh... (Where's the rum...)
To: 4mycountry
Here are a few that have hit my inbox on threads and Freep mail the last 24-36 hours: granudo
caraibo
cariabo (yeah, back-to-backs with similar names)
liza minelli
And those are just the ones I can recall or find on my 'My comments' and Freep mail pages.
I plan on send them THIS if I can catch them before they are banned:
Say goodnight, Moby:
192
posted on
02/24/2004 4:14:26 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
Comment #193 Removed by Moderator
To: hellinahandcart
Thanks!
194
posted on
02/24/2004 9:16:58 AM PST
by
4mycountry
(If new people are newbies.... does that make me an oldbie?)
To: Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB; Constitution Day; mhking; ctlpdad; timpad; ...
Thanks to all of you who gave me the names of many trolls!
Additional Trolls GONE:
caraibo
catherine miller
georgette
zara
liza minelli
lock12
whytelamb2
FoXyLiZ
New total is:
$4.12! All right! I don't have time to post money pics, sorry. Keep it up, guys.
195
posted on
02/24/2004 9:17:51 AM PST
by
4mycountry
(If new people are newbies.... does that make me an oldbie?)
To: Ichneumon
Trivia: The same folks who created the original Viking Kittens video also make those freaky, disturbing Quizno's Subs commercials with the, um, undead hamsters or whatever they are. Hamsters? I thought they were some kind of ambiguous roadkill scrapings like they use on their subs.
196
posted on
02/24/2004 12:59:42 PM PST
by
balrog666
(Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.)
To: 4mycountry
That FoXyLiZ account, I don't think that counts. It was highjacked by another person.
197
posted on
02/24/2004 1:02:57 PM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Re: Kerry's letter to Bush. Patriotism is indeed the last refuge of scoundrels.)
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198
posted on
02/24/2004 1:09:46 PM PST
by
Mo1
(" Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?")
To: jriemer
bump
199
posted on
02/24/2004 1:12:30 PM PST
by
Steve0113
(Stay to the far right to get by.)
To: Ichneumon
The people who created the undead, loose you appetite, freakie hampsters are freepers?
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