Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR

self | 2/14/2004 | self

[jriemer]

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01

As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.

If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)

Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.

I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

[jriemer]

I'm waiting until VKPac "upgrades" to displaying our next favorite President - Lincoln! We're less than $2 away to Big Money at one penny per Troll!

[NonValueAdded]

Add paleoperson to your list for the shortlived "If Bush was Gore" thread.

[Shooter 2.5]

Yes, but who taught Conan to say it?

I'll answer tomorrow morning if you don't know.

[Fedora]

> Yes, but who taught Conan to say it?

Well, I figure it wasn't King Kull, so I'm gonna guess:

"He was taken to the east. . .where the Wo Masters would teach him the deepest secrets. . .the poetry of Khitai, the philosophy of Sung. . ."

:-)

[Shooter 2.5]

Annihilation: A man's greatest pleasure is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them that which they possessed, to see those whom they cherished in tears, to ride their horses, to hold their wives and daughters in his arms. I forbid you to show mercy to my enemies without an express order from me.
Genghis Khan

[Fedora]

> Annihilation: A man's greatest pleasure is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them that which they possessed, to see those whom they cherished in tears, to ride their horses, to hold their wives and daughters in his arms. I forbid you to show mercy to my enemies without an express order from me. Genghis Khan

Doh! Didn't realize that's what you meant :) Yeah, I'd heard once that was taken from Genghis Khan, but I forgot about that--thanks for reminding me :)

[Old Sarge]

Okay, Trivia here: How do I help out ZOTting one of these FReepmail trolls? Who do I send the carcass to?

I've been peppered with a few of these today; first ones I've seen.

[international american]

Please add me to the ping list

Thanks, IA

[international american]

Zot City

(sung to the tune of Surf City by Jan and Dean)

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City here we come.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City here we come.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City here we come.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City here we come.
Well I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
Tow Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.

Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04

[Androcles]

Seriosuly, I've been getting a heap of obvious troll spam...is there any recommended course of action???? (Other than wishing down curses that something majorly unpleasant may happen to them!)

[NonValueAdded]

DUDisruptor bites the dust with a slime of Rod Paige.

[4mycountry]

Okee Dokey people! Here is the list of trolls ZOT-ed as of 2-23-04!

(BTW, jriemer is out until Friday. Please help me to fill in for him by taking note of any troll ZOTs that you see -- this includes silent ZOTs! Thanx!)

Trolls GONE:
DUDisruptor
granudo

Please let me know if I missed any -- these were the ones that I was pinged to. Again thanks!

The new total is:

$3.22! Way to go!

[hosepipe]

Hmmmmmmm (twisting mustache) a bounty...

[sarasmom]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1079395/posts

"Great Googly Moogly" (keywords) listed a lot of "Nancy" trolls, did you include them?

[hellinahandcart]

caraibo, catherine miller, georgette, zara, and liza minelli. All last night on two different threads.

jriemer's gonna have to cough up a nickel.

[hellinahandcart]

Oh, and lock12 bought the farm today too.

[Lady Jag]

EVER VIGILANT

[timpad]

Every Day an Adventure,

Every Meal a Banquet,

Every Paycheck a Fortune.

 

2/83 Free Republic Cavalry (ZOT) The Viking Kittens

[timpad]

whytelamb2 lasted about 2 minutes.

[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

The squirrels want to join the fight. We'll just have to keep them separate from the cats. That could get messy. :)