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Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR
self | 2/14/2004 | self

Posted on 02/15/2004 12:30:37 PM PST by jriemer


Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01

As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.

If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)

Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.

I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac


TOPICS: Free Republic
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To: jriemer

181 posted on 02/23/2004 9:25:03 PM PST by antaresequity (Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/)
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To: jriemer


Troll Be Gone
182 posted on 02/23/2004 9:27:58 PM PST by John Lenin (Just because there is no draft does not mean there are no draft dodgers)
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To: Tamsey
LOL! Love the boxing kitties.

Here's the Viking Kitty Smack Down!

183 posted on 02/23/2004 9:32:56 PM PST by 24-7Freeper
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To: 24-7Freeper
Oops! My bad. HERE's the Viking Kitty Smack Down!
184 posted on 02/23/2004 9:35:54 PM PST by 24-7Freeper
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To: 24-7Freeper
When I first saw that, I laughed out loud for about five minutes...

...and that is quite rare for me.
185 posted on 02/23/2004 9:37:50 PM PST by timpad (Frustrate a liberal - be happy and successful!)
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To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
The squirrels want to join the fight. We'll just have to keep them separate from the cats. That could get messy. :)

All who are called to serve are welcome. So long as the VKs have plenty of Troll Meat, there should be no problem.

186 posted on 02/23/2004 9:40:15 PM PST by timpad (Frustrate a liberal - be happy and successful!)
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To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes

187 posted on 02/23/2004 9:40:34 PM PST by IDontLikeToPayTaxes
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To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes

188 posted on 02/23/2004 9:41:03 PM PST by IDontLikeToPayTaxes
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To: jriemer
Trivia: The same folks who created the original Viking Kittens video also make those freaky, disturbing Quizno's Subs commercials with the, um, undead hamsters or whatever they are.


189 posted on 02/23/2004 9:42:21 PM PST by Ichneumon
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To: Androcles
Hit delete and never click on a link.
190 posted on 02/23/2004 10:28:32 PM PST by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: jriemer
Damn... I'm really demoralized.

When I heard there was a reward, I thought, "I'll go over there and out myself as a troll, then collect the reward". But being a troll is only worth 1 cent! That really damaged my self-esteem.

Then somebody posted the link to that "kuro5hin" (whatever that is) site with the commentary by all the *professional* trolls who are attacking FR... which further degraded my already damaged self-esteem by causing me to realize that I am a mere amateur...

I'd go kill myself but it's clear that if I'm only worth 1 cent if I turn myself in, I'm clearly not worth the price of a bullet to do myself in.

Sigh... (Where's the rum...)

191 posted on 02/24/2004 12:51:31 AM PST by fire_eye
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To: 4mycountry
Here are a few that have hit my inbox on threads and Freep mail the last 24-36 hours:

granudo
caraibo
cariabo (yeah, back-to-backs with similar names)
liza minelli

And those are just the ones I can recall or find on my 'My comments' and Freep mail pages.

I plan on send them THIS if I can catch them before they are banned:

Say goodnight, Moby:


192 posted on 02/24/2004 4:14:26 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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To: hellinahandcart
Thanks!
194 posted on 02/24/2004 9:16:58 AM PST by 4mycountry (If new people are newbies.... does that make me an oldbie?)
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To: Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB; Constitution Day; mhking; ctlpdad; timpad; ...
Thanks to all of you who gave me the names of many trolls!

Additional Trolls GONE:

caraibo
catherine miller
georgette
zara
liza minelli
lock12
whytelamb2
FoXyLiZ

New total is:

$4.12! All right! I don't have time to post money pics, sorry. Keep it up, guys.

195 posted on 02/24/2004 9:17:51 AM PST by 4mycountry (If new people are newbies.... does that make me an oldbie?)
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To: Ichneumon
Trivia: The same folks who created the original Viking Kittens video also make those freaky, disturbing Quizno's Subs commercials with the, um, undead hamsters or whatever they are.

Hamsters? I thought they were some kind of ambiguous roadkill scrapings like they use on their subs.

196 posted on 02/24/2004 12:59:42 PM PST by balrog666 (Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.)
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To: 4mycountry
That FoXyLiZ account, I don't think that counts. It was highjacked by another person.
197 posted on 02/24/2004 1:02:57 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Re: Kerry's letter to Bush. Patriotism is indeed the last refuge of scoundrels.)
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198 posted on 02/24/2004 1:09:46 PM PST by Mo1 (" Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?")
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To: jriemer
bump
199 posted on 02/24/2004 1:12:30 PM PST by Steve0113 (Stay to the far right to get by.)
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To: Ichneumon
The people who created the undead, loose you appetite, freakie hampsters are freepers?
200 posted on 02/24/2004 2:54:44 PM PST by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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