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John Kerry rises from the crypt, coming to eat your brains (Caption photo)
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Posted on 02/13/2004 7:01:11 AM PST by dead

TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2004; 2004election; addamsfamily; captionthis; election2004; ghoul; humor; johnkerry; kerry; lurch; monster; monstermovies; needmorebrains; petercushing; youuuurang
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:01:12 AM PST
by
dead
To: dead
For some reason this reminds me of Scarlett O'Hara and her drapery clothes. Sort of a hopelessness. LOL!
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:02:50 AM PST
by
EggsAckley
(...............TROLL PATROL...on duty.........................)
To: dead
OH god, they all have that "I have an Intern question" look on thier faces. I am so screwed.
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:03:19 AM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: dead
If he goes to DU to eat brains he will starve to death.
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:05:40 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
To: dead
Wow. That really looks like a "Plan 9 from Outer Space" moment if I ever saw one...
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:06:10 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: dead

OK Bob, I'll Take Curtain #3

Oh God, NO-NO!!
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:12:34 AM PST
by
Condor51
("Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments." -- Frederick the Great)
To: dead
Son of Dracula with Botox.
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:16:27 AM PST
by
Dante3
To: EggsAckley
"Ignore that man behind the curtain"
To: arichtaxpayer
LOL!!!!
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:21:47 AM PST
by
EggsAckley
(...............TROLL PATROL...on duty.........................)
To: dead
"John Kerry Rises From the Crypt - Coming to Eat Your Brains - Not That There's Anything Wrong With That."
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:22:07 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Then sigh not so, But let them go, And be you blithe and bonny - Shakespeare)
To: Caipirabob
Count Floyds first guest tonight is Dennis Kucinich:
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:26:44 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
wait till i zip up my pants.
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:26:59 AM PST
by
camas
To: dead
OWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:36:17 AM PST
by
dighton
To: dead
I am... the angel Gabriel.
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:37:09 AM PST
by
Dr.Deth
To: dead
You RAAAANG?
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posted on
02/13/2004 7:37:55 AM PST
by
CougarGA7
(If termites could talk, they would call what they are doing to your house "Progress".)
To: dead
"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing......"
To: dead

"It's amazing technology!" Exclaimed Fujimoto Takaki. "The camera is so small you can put it anywhere". "He's damn right!" Agreed former President Bill Clinton. Who has been hired to promote the new super mini-cam.
"See here!" "See here!" Said Takaki. "Dis is a actual shot from de Bill Clinton penish cam! It shows an image of the camera attached to de Clinton penish right after de Clinton pee-pee's on Bob Kerry".
"Like I said, it's amazing!" Said Clinton. "I can keep a record of everything I do! And Hillary can check the camera from her computer! And, the camera has built in technology to correct my bending problem down there!"
Other technology news today say that facial wrinkles and furrows can be reduced by applying human urine to the wrinkled areas. "Better than Botox" say some doctors.
To: dead
Looks like he's wondering if Theresa is somewhere lurking.......
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posted on
02/13/2004 8:37:06 AM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Frist and Hatch HAVE to go!!!!)
To: dead
shot from and intern's Beavercam?
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posted on
02/13/2004 8:38:59 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Some days you're the windshield; some days you're the bug)
To: dead
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posted on
02/13/2004 12:37:29 PM PST
by
weegee
(Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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