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John Kerry rises from the crypt, coming to eat your brains (Caption photo)
Telegraph ^

Posted on 02/13/2004 7:01:11 AM PST by dead



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2004; 2004election; addamsfamily; captionthis; election2004; ghoul; humor; johnkerry; kerry; lurch; monster; monstermovies; needmorebrains; petercushing; youuuurang
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1 posted on 02/13/2004 7:01:12 AM PST by dead
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To: dead
For some reason this reminds me of Scarlett O'Hara and her drapery clothes. Sort of a hopelessness. LOL!
2 posted on 02/13/2004 7:02:50 AM PST by EggsAckley (...............TROLL PATROL...on duty.........................)
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To: dead
OH god, they all have that "I have an Intern question" look on thier faces. I am so screwed.
3 posted on 02/13/2004 7:03:19 AM PST by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: dead
If he goes to DU to eat brains he will starve to death.
4 posted on 02/13/2004 7:05:40 AM PST by N. Theknow (John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
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To: dead
Wow. That really looks like a "Plan 9 from Outer Space" moment if I ever saw one...
5 posted on 02/13/2004 7:06:10 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: dead

OK Bob, I'll Take Curtain #3


Oh God, NO-NO!!

6 posted on 02/13/2004 7:12:34 AM PST by Condor51 ("Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments." -- Frederick the Great)
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To: dead
Son of Dracula with Botox.
7 posted on 02/13/2004 7:16:27 AM PST by Dante3
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To: EggsAckley
"Ignore that man behind the curtain"
8 posted on 02/13/2004 7:20:09 AM PST by arichtaxpayer
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LOL!!!!
9 posted on 02/13/2004 7:21:47 AM PST by EggsAckley (...............TROLL PATROL...on duty.........................)
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To: dead
"John Kerry Rises From the Crypt - Coming to Eat Your Brains - Not That There's Anything Wrong With That."
10 posted on 02/13/2004 7:22:07 AM PST by P.O.E. (Then sigh not so, But let them go, And be you blithe and bonny - Shakespeare)
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To: Caipirabob
Count Floyd’s first guest tonight is Dennis Kucinich:


11 posted on 02/13/2004 7:26:44 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
wait till i zip up my pants.
12 posted on 02/13/2004 7:26:59 AM PST by camas
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To: dead
OWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
13 posted on 02/13/2004 7:36:17 AM PST by dighton
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To: dead
I am... the angel Gabriel.
14 posted on 02/13/2004 7:37:09 AM PST by Dr.Deth
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To: dead
You RAAAANG?
15 posted on 02/13/2004 7:37:55 AM PST by CougarGA7 (If termites could talk, they would call what they are doing to your house "Progress".)
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To: dead
"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing......"
16 posted on 02/13/2004 7:48:59 AM PST by b4its2late
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To: dead

"It's amazing technology!" Exclaimed Fujimoto Takaki. "The camera is so small you can put it anywhere". "He's damn right!" Agreed former President Bill Clinton. Who has been hired to promote the new super mini-cam.

"See here!" "See here!" Said Takaki. "Dis is a actual shot from de Bill Clinton penish cam! It shows an image of the camera attached to de Clinton penish right after de Clinton pee-pee's on Bob Kerry".

"Like I said, it's amazing!" Said Clinton. "I can keep a record of everything I do! And Hillary can check the camera from her computer! And, the camera has built in technology to correct my bending problem down there!"

Other technology news today say that facial wrinkles and furrows can be reduced by applying human urine to the wrinkled areas. "Better than Botox" say some doctors.

17 posted on 02/13/2004 7:49:32 AM PST by isthisnickcool (Guns!)
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To: dead
Looks like he's wondering if Theresa is somewhere lurking.......
18 posted on 02/13/2004 8:37:06 AM PST by Dawgreg (Frist and Hatch HAVE to go!!!!)
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To: dead
shot from and intern's Beavercam?
19 posted on 02/13/2004 8:38:59 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Some days you're the windshield; some days you're the bug)
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To: dead
Seperated at birth?


20 posted on 02/13/2004 12:37:29 PM PST by weegee (Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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