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Did Bush Visit Iraq? (Conspiracies-R-Us)
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| Dec 2. 2003
| by "Hesham"
Posted on 12/02/2003 11:35:26 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
To: Flux Capacitor
BWHAHAHAHA!!!
What this fool doesn't yet realize is, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A PRESIDENT. He left in June to become the shadow leader of the Bildebergers.
To: Lazamataz
Is this for real???
No, I mean it.......seriously.......somebody actually SAID this??
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posted on
12/02/2003 12:11:50 PM PST
by
ohioWfan
(BUSH 2004!! Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
To: eyespysomething
I think it is time they remove Hitlery from the Matrix.
Just got my supply of Reynolds Wrap in.
To: EQAndyBuzz
I think I took the wrong pill.
To: Petronski
Stars James Brolin! Need I say more? *And* O. J. Simpson!
To: Lazamataz; All
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!
67
posted on
12/02/2003 12:17:12 PM PST
by
AbsoluteJustice
(By the time you read this 100 other Freepers will have posted what I have said here!)
To: Lazamataz
Did 9/11 happen? Afghanistan? Iraq? Did it rain in the Midwest? I don't know. I wasn't there but I remember them being mentioned on TV. :-}
They think of these things because that is the way they think. LOL
68
posted on
12/02/2003 12:17:36 PM PST
by
tiki
To: AbsoluteJustice
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!NOOOOO!! NOT THE VIKING KITTIES! Please don't sic them onto Laz. I'm your FRIEND....
69
posted on
12/02/2003 12:18:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999 !)
To: Miss Marple
These guys don't even check the papers. There was a picture of President Bush with four members of the Iraqi Governing Council. In fact, I think it got posted on A Day in the Life of President Bush. Then there was the British Airlines pilot .. guess he didn't see air force one after all huh?
70
posted on
12/02/2003 12:20:40 PM PST
by
Mo1
(House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
To: AbsoluteJustice
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!NO!!!
71
posted on
12/02/2003 12:22:34 PM PST
by
Mo1
(House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
To: Lazamataz
LOL yes you are my friend 8)'
72
posted on
12/02/2003 12:23:36 PM PST
by
AbsoluteJustice
(By the time you read this 100 other Freepers will have posted what I have said here!)
To: Lazamataz
The left have already lost it. I can hardly wait until their radio talk shows starts. It is going to be very entertaining! Frankel will lose his thick glasses! Gerafalo (spl) would lose her voice screaming at callers?
To: AbsoluteJustice
"DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!"You kiddin'?? This is too much fun!
74
posted on
12/02/2003 12:26:46 PM PST
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Lazamataz
Bush was spotted back in Crawford two and a half hours after supposedly leaving Iraq. He must have flown back on the same SR-71 Blackbird that his Daddy flew in order to conceal his trip to Paris for negotiations to delay the release of the
Iranian hostages back in 1980. Or perhaps it was the same SR-71 Blackbird that Bush 41 flew to Iran to close the
Iran/Contra deal...
75
posted on
12/02/2003 12:30:19 PM PST
by
gridlock
(Americans Coming Together. A good idea, but difficult to do in practice.)
To: Flux Capacitor
LOL! Excellent!
76
posted on
12/02/2003 12:34:08 PM PST
by
CaptRon
To: Lazamataz
Hey Hesham, there is no President, there is no Iraq, there is no US, there are no planes, there is no you, it's all nothing but a huge conspiracy to fool YOU! And it worked. Don't you look stupid! HAHAHAHA
To: Ichneumon
*And* O. J. Simpson! Well the movie poster does say "The murders were real."
78
posted on
12/02/2003 12:38:27 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Global warming=fresh picked Ohio bananas. Yummy!)
To: Lazamataz
I just hope Sheila Jackson Lee doesn't get hold of Hesham's e-mail. I don't think the country could stand another VRW Conspiracy being brought to light. Hang on President Bush, we'll not let the truth interfere with the final plans to make you King of the World and a Good Part of the Universe.
To: Lazamataz; Mo1
Not my fault!
I didn't suggest it to the Leftists.
I will neither confirm nor deny playing with what's left of the Leftists minds!
80
posted on
12/02/2003 12:41:45 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Ignore the wombats, they're a diversion! My 3 million psychotic chinchilla army is the real threat!)
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