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A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...10-31-03...Very Scarey Democrats
Halloween | 10/31/2003 | FreeTheHostages

Posted on 10/30/2003 9:22:11 PM PST by FreeTheHostages

Edited on 10/31/2003 8:42:10 AM PST by Lead Moderator. [history]



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Very Scarey Democrats


Hi there! My name's Al (of course) and I'll be your guide on today's thread. Here's the deal:




This opening post in this very thread
Has scarey pictures just like me.
Click on us and get scared dead
Or perhaps a treat you'll see!



Which is to say: some of the pictures and graphics here are clickable, but beware the tricky 'rats!





"H" is for Hillary, Who's Totally Red.
If She Becomes Prez, the Republic is Dead.




"A" is Daschle, Whose Name Can be Shown
To Rhyme with a Body Part for Which He is Known.




"L" is for Larry, and by That I Mean King.
Of all CNN-land, He's the Silliest Thing.




"L" is for Gephardt, without "L's" in his name,
'Cause he's such a Loser and Lost without shame.




"O" is Gore because he's a big zero.
Wouldn't it be scarey if he were hiding in your bureau?




"W" is for witch, and this brings us again
To a ghost-written author with a broom up her hem.




"E" is Edwards, who got rich filings torts.
Might he become Prez just 'cause he looks good in shorts?




"E" is for eternal, as in endless flames of Hell.
A fate awaiting adulterers and rapists as well.


Warning: Do not click on the eyes unless you are truly prepared for the horror that awaits you.



 
"N" is for Nancy, as in Nancy Pelosi,
Who is just as haunting as Bella Lugosi.






Pretty brutal, huh? Well, for surviving the thread, here's one more treat.




If you'll trust me once more
Please click on the witch.
Then a map to carve this
Will appear in a stitch!

[Hillary Pumpkin credit: Martin_fierro]

And the scariest thing
About this whole post
Is the absence of typos.
That'll scare some the most . . .


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To: lonestar; FreeTheHostages; jwfiv; Billie; Pippin; Libertina; JohnHuang2; Aquamarine; ST.LOUIE1; ...
Goodnight to the Finest!


201 posted on 10/31/2003 7:37:24 PM PST by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: LadyX
You are correct -- one of my typos is VERRRY obvious. Sorry for the delay in responding -- was out doing family duties associated with said holiday.

I've delighted that my major typo remains scarey-ly undiagnosed by The Thin Man.

"Bella" was unintentional. As to the third typo you mention, I remain completely unaware of it!
202 posted on 10/31/2003 7:45:20 PM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: dansangel
GREAT PHOTOS!!
203 posted on 10/31/2003 7:46:28 PM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: jwfiv; deadhead
LOL, thanks you two for the compliments.

jwfiv, I was wondering what sweet photo you'd find for today!

and Colleen, with a Freeper name like THAT you just HAD to come and play

sorry I'm late getting back to y'all -- just back from family/Halloween duties. whew!
204 posted on 10/31/2003 7:48:12 PM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: Mama_Bear; LadyX; Billie
Mama-Bear:

LOL, y'all are spelling "scarey" wrong!!

;)
205 posted on 10/31/2003 7:51:02 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (The Thin Man really didn't pick up on the trick today!)
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To: LadyX
P.S. FreeTheSnickersandMarsBars is a neat nickname!
206 posted on 10/31/2003 7:51:52 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (The Thin Man really didn't pick up on the trick today!)
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To: Calpernia; LadyX; Billie
Well, I may have coined a new misspelled word -- but more importantly, and this I do claim to have done deliberately -- a got a fastball past the plate before The Thin Man even knew the ball had left my glove.

I left him that little challenge, figuring I *had* to have a typo somewhere, and hoping he wouldn't see the *big* one. :) Just hoping. Just in case.

SO THAT IF IN FACT THAT HAPPENED, HE WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.

SERIESLY.

Repeat: He's never gonna be able to live this down.
207 posted on 10/31/2003 7:54:34 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (The Thin Man really didn't pick up on the trick today!)
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To: LadyX; Calpernia; deadhead; FreeTheHostages
Words cannot express my dismay! You honestly believe that I would've missed what seemed to be such a flagrant mistake?

Being the fair-minded person I am, who always gives the hostesses the benefit of the doubt, I thought I better doublecheck and look "scarey" up. This is what I found.........

scarey

adj : so scary as to cause chills and shudders; "the most terrible and shuddery...tales of murder and revenge" [syn: chilling, scary, shivery, shuddery]

 http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scarey&r=67

Ha ha ha!!!!

208 posted on 10/31/2003 7:55:09 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: The Thin Man; LadyX; Billie
Oh please. The coverup is always worse than the crime.

The fact is that you were asleep at the wheel. You were even taunted in the last stanza of the opening post to look for a typo, and all you found was an extra "l" in "Bella."

Here's a hint -- hee hee, boy am I enjoying this. Wa ha ha ha. OK, composing myself.

Here's a hint: NEXT TIME TRY THE TITLE FIRST WHEN YOU'RE PROOFREADING, EINSTEIN!!

TRICK!! You were TRICKED!!

(Good thing I don't gloat when I win, huh?)

HA HA HA HA HA HA
209 posted on 10/31/2003 8:00:16 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (The Thin Man really didn't pick up on the trick today!)
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To: The Thin Man
hmmm, too tired to think of anything to say.



There. I feel better. Nighty Night :))

210 posted on 10/31/2003 8:02:38 PM PST by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: The Thin Man; FreeTheHostages; Calpernia; deadhead
Sorry to be so long, but I'm getting all kinds of Popup ads within FR - mail program is all right, but in FR it builds and locks up.

TMan, my Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridhed Dictionary of the English Language does *NOT* acknowledge there being a scarey.
Yours, no doubt, is from a French dictionary..:))

Freezie, the other little Halloween boo-boo is in the description of Edwards:

"E" is Edwards, who got rich filings torts.

Your finger, I suspect, got trigger happy and placed an 's' on what should have been "filing" torts.

(Didn't want you to lose sleep over it..:))

211 posted on 10/31/2003 8:27:05 PM PST by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: FreeTheHostages; LadyX
(Good thing I don't gloat when I win, huh?)

I prove that your spelling is acceptable and you still claim victory. Now I've seen it all! ROFLOL!

Lady you won't believe this. :-)

212 posted on 10/31/2003 8:30:21 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: Calpernia
hmmm, too tired to think of anything to say.

It's just as well, I heard enough! LOL!

213 posted on 10/31/2003 8:46:27 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: The Thin Man; All; FreeTheHostages
After midnight here, and the day has been long.
Good night, everyone - see you on the weekend, hopefully.
214 posted on 10/31/2003 9:16:22 PM PST by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: LadyX
Good night, LadyX! Hope you don't get nightmares from this thread (I know I will). :)
215 posted on 10/31/2003 11:27:59 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: All
G'morning! Follow me over
HERE,
and have a nice weekend!

216 posted on 11/01/2003 4:51:41 AM PST by Mama_Bear ( Lori)
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To: The Thin Man
It's *not* acceptable!! LOL -- "ask Jeeves" entry is funny, though.

Much fun! thanks for playing
217 posted on 11/01/2003 9:09:36 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: LadyX
Thanks -- I kept trying to find the third and couldn't!
218 posted on 11/01/2003 9:10:19 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: FreeTheHostages; Calpernia; Donaeus; The Thin Man
"Thanks -- I kept trying to find the third and couldn't!"

It's a curse, I tell ya!
Mom had been a schoolteacher, and with sisters 5 and 9 years older, playing school as a little one heightened my awareness of such things....gave me an over-developed 'eagle eye.'
LOL

219 posted on 11/01/2003 10:50:44 AM PST by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: Calpernia
Did you do more trickin' or treatin'?
220 posted on 11/01/2003 6:49:07 PM PST by lonestar (Don't mess with Texas)
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