How Will You Celebrate The First Day of Ramadan?

Skooz's Demented Bizzaro Planet | 10/23/2003 | Skooz

[Skooz]

So, Ramadan begins this Monday, October 27, 2003. Any ideas on how we should celebrate?

What are you going to do for Ramadan this year?

[exile]

One word : Bacon

Lots and lots of delicious bacon.

[mountaineer]

[Skooz]

Do you advocate the destruction of the Islamic faith and killing all its members?

UUhhh..... No.

[steveegg]

Have my usual ham and eggs for breakfast, make some beer brats for lunch, and have a Manhattan with dinner.

[reagan_fanatic]

Two words...PORK ROAST!!!!

[stainlessbanner]

We were looking for Rhino BBQ recipes.....maybe it's time!

[bert]

Fast

[petercooper]

big A#$ ham sandwich

[asformeandformyhouse]

Your tagline is in my Top 5 Taglines of All Times List. Excellent.

Thank you. I don't remember where I heard it but it seemed to 'sum up' the whole debate.

[Armedanddangerous]

In the immortal words of Vincent Vega from "Pulp Fiction,"

"Poke Chops Taste Goooood...Bacon tastes Gooooooood."

[VRWCmember]

Barbecued Pork Ribs.

[boomop1]

Burn my toast.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Bacon. Accompanied by eggs and hash browns, all fried in bacon grease.

Tonight, after a BBQ pork rib dinner I shall have a beer while petting my dog beside me, all while telling my wife and daughters that they should be proud to live in a free society where they can worship or not worship as they please, choose any career they wish, and marry a man they fall in love with, regardless of race or creed.

[AngryJawa]

How will I celebrate Ramalamadingdong?

Pillar 1: Orient body Eastward toward Mecca

Pillar 2: Extend both arms outward

Pillar 3: Raise middle fingers

Pillar 4: Mutter ancient and meaningful ephithets

Pillar 5: Grab crotch and sneer at Mohammad's legacy

Pillar 6: Recheck all personal firearms

Pillar 7: Say a prayer of thanks for our troops

[LiteKeeper]

Work all day - teach Bible class at the Air Force Academy Prep School in the evening. So what else is new?

[Larry381]

I will be sacrificing the dog across the street. This dog's barking keeps me awake at night. I will of course offer up this sacrifice for victory in Iraq, thereby killing two birds with one stone. I already feel better.

[herewego]

way cool!!

[martin_fierro]

Think I'll ram a Dan.

[Thorin]

A few years ago I celebrated Ramadan by reading Steven Runciman's history of the First Crusade. Marching to Jerusalem with Godfrey of Boulogne is a pleasant way to pass the Ramadan season.