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| 6/20/03
| francisandbeans
Posted on 06/20/2003 11:53:56 AM PDT by Just another Joe
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To: Sunshine Sister
afe=are
To: RMDupree
*sigh* How come I've got to babysit this darned thing all the time!So THAT'S where it went.
How long have you had that thing, Ruthy? LOL
We all have our cross to bear.
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:21:57 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
Oral surgery will do that.I gave up on that...had'em all pulled...now on a total liquid diet. I hic like it.
FMCDH
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:22:54 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(the pendulum swings and the libs are in the pit)
To: All
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:23:01 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
I had to run out and buy a new one after you all lost the other one. Can't you tell it's new? There's no stains and rips on it yet. And I managed to find one that fits into our Smoker's Lounge perfectly!
*grinning*
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:23:52 PM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: Just another Joe
How about one of those big beers for me, Joe? Since I am a sufferer I can't remember if I brought this in or not. If I did, tough, it's good and deserves another look:
Recently I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how this insidious disease manifests itself:
I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of pop that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the pop aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I see that the pop is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the pop, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye -- they need to be watered. I set the pop down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of pop sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:23:58 PM PDT
by
doubled
(I ordered a new tagline from Bella_Bru, but it hasn't arrived yet.)
To: doubled
![](http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YEpw4NpDBS4C:www.drinkhere.com/images/beer_mug.jpg )
Sure, you can have one of the big ones too.
I know I've seen that one somewhere but I don't remember whether you brought it in or not.
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:27:19 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: RMDupree
Well, I guess I really don't want that lampshade back, I've replaced it. But I will take the SPAM off yer hands.
FMCDH
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:28:36 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(the pendulum swings and the libs are in the pit)
To: RMDupree
I had to run out and buy a new one after you all lost the other one.Ahh, fresh shade. That's similar to fresh meat but you don't have to grill it and not really sure that you want it.
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:29:15 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe; nothingnew
OK gentlemen, I must get some more work done before I can kick up my feet and call it a day.
See you later!
Ruthy
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:32:58 PM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: doubled
You have just wrapped up my entire life in one reply. This is what I get when I try to explain my behavior:
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
FMCDH
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:35:00 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(the pendulum swings and the libs are in the pit)
To: RMDupree
Nice to hear from you, Ruthy.
Don't let it be this long again before you drop in.
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:39:10 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: nothingnew
uhhh...what happened?...everyone have to go to the john?
FMCDH
33
posted on
06/20/2003 12:40:07 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(the pendulum swings and the libs are in the pit)
To: All
34
posted on
06/20/2003 12:43:39 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: All
Maybe it's time for a joke.
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a
female, became very hornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian
determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species
available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee
responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample
ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought
they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla. So
he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla--for five
hundred bucks? Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter
over.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three
conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and "Second, I want nothing to do with any
offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred
bucks."
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posted on
06/20/2003 12:49:14 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
Howdy Joe, it has been a while..... How are you?
Single malt on the rocks, if you would be so kind......
To: SeaDragon
![](http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VaQaFrp7GEUC:www.lammermoor.com/images/scotch.jpg )
Scotch on the rocks it is.
Right now I'm pretty well dazed out. Painkillers for the oral surgery yesterday.
Hey, I have another CD for you if you want it. This years edition of the Piano Praise on a Grand Scale.
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posted on
06/20/2003 1:07:01 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: doubled; Just another Joe; maxwell
You having problems remembering things too?
Heck, I caught a bad case of Alheizmer's once, but I forgot where I left it....
Fax me a hot one Joe ... Just a little cream, please.
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posted on
06/20/2003 1:09:17 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
![](http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:wh8c6mQaKosC:www.brownhen.com/coffee-cup.gif )
Here you go. Coffee with a little cream.
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posted on
06/20/2003 1:12:07 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
Thanks for the drink. You might have some yourself after oral surgery. I know I would...
Yes, please send it. I love piano music......
Thanks
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