Classes for Men

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[SAMWolf]

Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults:

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do rolls grow on the holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help-line support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audiotape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live together: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**

[Pippin]

Sounds like the guys have you surrounded.

[snippy_about_it]

That's not necessarily a bad thing you know. :)

[Argh]

You sure like to speak in euphemisms, Miss Snip. Wimmen's intuition is really knowing the plot after you finish the book, and "advice" is, heheh, the previously referenced nagging. (I thought the Hillary Syndrome would get to the gals around here, but we seem to have scared all of them away except for you, the good sport).

[Argh]

Except when some of us are "girthful" enough to circle you almost single-handedly.

[SAMWolf]

You got that right. There aren't too many lower life forms on this planet. Child molester is about the oply thing that comes to mind.

[snippy_about_it]

You sure like to speak in euphemisms..

So you just want me to tell you like it REALLY is, huh?

[snippy_about_it]

LOL!

[snippy_about_it]

And her other half. Yech. Let's leave them out of this so we can have fun. :)

[SAMWolf]

Sounds like a plan

[Argh]

If you did, you'd just be parrotting me and Sam.:^)

Sadly, I've got to get some work done. It was delightful to meet you, Misses Snip and Pip, and good to see you again, SAM! Say hi to Miss Cote and Miss Rentleather, er, Bentfeather, for me if you're over at the new place. See you later.

[snippy_about_it]

:) Nice to meet you too. I'll miss you!

[Soaring Feather]

awwwwwww, you guys are all a bunch of kittens!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe!

[Pippin]

Nope! Not a real bad thing :O)

[SAMWolf]

Will do Argh. Thanks for the fun and conversation.

[Pippin]

Not all of us skittered off! LOL!

[SAMWolf]

too bad they grow up to be cats.

[snippy_about_it]

That's cute.

Yeah, they're just tough on the outside but we know they're really sweethearts. :)

[MeekOneGOP]

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