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The Cult of the Viking Kitties
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Posted on 04/02/2003 4:25:46 PM PST by jriemer

We come from the land of the Ice and Snow...

After listening to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song one too many times, I have been compelled to start a thread to honor the Viking Kitties that fight along side the AdminModerator against Trollish hordes.

May the power of ZOT! always be upon the Viking Kitties until they reach Valhalla!


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KEYWORDS: adminmoderator; bowbeforethemods; cult; fightthehorde; hammerofthemods; ledzepplin; lutefiskmeowbump; officialvkthread; troll; trollbane; valhallaiamcoming; valhallaproject; vikingkitties; weareyouroverlords; zot
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To: Constitution Day; jriemer; Zavien Doombringer
Howdy, guys! I was wondering about what CD said, what with the thread being pulled and all...

Guys--I have a petition. I want to know whether you think it would be wise to use this in ZOT-ting. If I/we can get there early, and post a link to my petition, maybe the mods won't be so hasty to pull the threads.

What do you think? Is it a considerable move, or am I thinking of entering land I am not supposed to set foot in?

401 posted on 07/14/2003 1:37:21 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: Constitution Day
I don't have any lightning pucs, but I do have something for the graphically-challenged trolls...
 
WFUS54 FRVK 152100 (Day of month, followed by time in UTC)
ZOTVK
FRC007-175-391-469-

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
ZOT WARNING
VIKING KITTIE SERVICE OAK CREEK WI (or local location)
400 PM CDT TUE JUL 15 2003 (Local time)

THE VIKING KITTIE SERVICE IN OAK CREEK HAS ISSUED A

* TEST ZOT WARNING FOR...
  NOBODY IN PARTICULAR

* UNTIL 445 PM CDT 

* AT 400 PM CDT A TEST TROLL WAS SIGHTED IN THIS THREAD  

* THE VIKING KITTES ARE EXPECTED TO CALL DOWN TEST LIGHTNING
  ON NOBODY IN PARTICULAR BY 405 PM CDT

BE PREPARED FOR HEAVY LIGHTNING, BANNING AND OZONE.

$$






 
I lifted this from the National Weather Service, and a similar version served very well in the run-up to Operation Iraqi Freedom (even if Saddam and company didn't take the hint). Simply remove the test, and substitute the pertinent information in for the placeholders.
402 posted on 07/15/2003 2:17:16 PM PDT by steveegg (Help kill this tagline - donate to FR today - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: steveegg
Your EMS ZOT! warning is great. Who would have thought teletype-like text would be funny.

jriemer
403 posted on 07/17/2003 1:08:10 PM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer; Zavien Doombringer; Constitution Day; 4mycountry
I say to ye now, I despise liberals with the power of my being! To one day enter Valhalla, the resting place for all brave and true Norsemen felled in battle, I say now, "To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!" This I swear on the memory of my cousin who once dated Jimmy Page!!

Well, no she didn't, but my Mom met Elvis once. :)

404 posted on 07/17/2003 1:08:36 PM PDT by TheBigB (In the immortal words of Freddy Mercury..."FLASH...Ahh-AHHHHH!...he's a miracle!")
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To: TheBigB

Welcome, brave and mighty warrior!

405 posted on 07/17/2003 1:11:42 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; Constitution Day; TheBigB
Greetings, fellow Viking Kitties!

I was searching on the internet for Viking pictures, when I came across this. It tells all of our wonderous past!

But I particularly wanted to call your attention to this section. On the left hand side, in green, are the Viking Symbols. Click on the first and work your way down. What if we could use these as our secret code? What do you think, friends? I could give you an example:

If we wanted to say that there was a giant troll that needed ZOTing, we could say:

,

Which means, directly, "Viking Kitties, Thurisaz[giant] Gebo[offering to the godsmods] Kenaz [flash of light]!"

Which could mean: "Viking Kitties, Giant Troll ZOT!"

What do you think?

406 posted on 07/18/2003 1:52:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: 4mycountry
If you keep this up, your parents are going to think that you've slipped into studying the occult. My parents did the same thing when I started playing Dungeons-n-Dragons back in the 80s. 8^)
407 posted on 07/19/2003 7:36:15 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
*rolls eyes* Yeah right... ;)

I did tell my parents about the possible code. They just sighed and went, "oh dear god, the viking kitties". I'm having trouble convincing them that this is an educational experience for me :) .

Hey, you didn't tell me what you thought! Heck, no one has told me what they thought. Do you guys have a ban on me on this thread or something? Did I do something wrong? :(
408 posted on 07/19/2003 2:48:40 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: 4mycountry
*rolls eyes* Yeah right... ;)

I did tell my parents about the possible code. They just sighed and went, "oh dear god, the viking kitties".

Don't worry, my wife thinks the same thing...

Hey, you didn't tell me what you thought! Heck, no one has told me what they thought. Do you guys have a ban on me on this thread or something? Did I do something wrong? :(

No, you haven't done anything wrong; however, I do thing the secret code is a bit over the edge. Please note, this comment comes from an adult who takes prides in calling himself a "Viking Kittie". Somehow, I think This thread could be used in a study of Free Republic abberant psychology someday...

409 posted on 07/20/2003 8:23:06 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
>>>I do thing the secret code is a bit over the edge.

LOL. Hey, you said yourself I was an over-achiever. :)

>>Somehow, I think This thread could be used in a study of Free Republic abberant psychology someday...

Yeah, I can just see hear the conversation:

Shrink #1 : "Amazing!"
Shrink #2: "Fascinating!"
Shrink #3: "I didn't know they gave crazy people computers..."

We are weird, whacked-out people, my FRiend.
410 posted on 07/20/2003 12:22:42 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: 4mycountry; chance33_98; El Conservador; Constitution Day; Paul Atreides; Zavien Doombringer; ...

Viva ZOT! Vegas

411 posted on 07/21/2003 8:02:42 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
That is an incredible picture of the Vegas Zot!
412 posted on 07/21/2003 8:23:15 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Please invest 17 cents a day/5$ per month in Free Republic as a monthly supporter.)
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To: Grampa Dave
Finally, someone hit the jackpot...
413 posted on 07/21/2003 8:31:03 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer; All
I will be on vacation starting today. I will be back Slicing and dicing Trolls on August 4Th. Because my wife will not let me take my laptop, I am to be missing the battle. If you really need to find me, Constitution Day, knows where I am! :)

Nags Head, baby!!!

Seafood, surf and nights on the beach with my woman :)

Y'all have a good one!

On to Valhalla!

414 posted on 07/25/2003 5:57:28 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: Zavien Doombringer; jriemer
Howdy howdy, gang! Remember long ago when I won the photo contest and got a trip to Valhalla? Well, I finally got off my butt and got all my photos processed! I wanted to share with you my journey!

Here is the hotel room I stayed in:

I stopped at a theater to enjoy the fine arts:

I made a friend, quite by accident...

We then headed down (by his request) to the local Pub. Later, we called it a night.

The next day, we traveled to a festival in Valhalla. It was great! Here's the poster I bought:

I tell ya, I was dog-tired after that day. I tried to eat the food graciously set before me, but...

Oh, and here! I got you stuff!

You can't see it very well, but "Valhalla Pure" is written on all the stuff.
For you, Zav. I know you have a big family, so I got them water bottles!

I got YOU this:

And you, jriemer, will be stylin' in this coooool jacket:

Well, that's it from my trip. See ya! -4my

415 posted on 07/26/2003 8:17:04 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer; jriemer
.....

...sniffle...

Oh, sorrow...Zavien is on vacation...jriemer is on maternaty leave...troll threads are getting pulled and some guy named VRCsomething is pinging me all over the place......

*cries* I'm all alone!!! WAAAHHHH!!!

Ok, I'll get serious. Guys, hurry back! I'm alone and all the troll threads are getting pulled! And even funny threads are being tossed! HELP!! :((((
416 posted on 08/02/2003 6:16:35 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: 4mycountry; Zavien Doombringer
jriemer is on maternaty leave

Correction: That's paternity leave. My wife wouldn't want me changing my gender at this crucial moment in our marriage. It would be awkward to say the least.

Look at it this way about VRCwhatever, he's in VKtraining. Take him / her / it under your wing as the most senior VK on duty and teach the Kittie the ropes.

417 posted on 08/03/2003 7:46:00 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: 4mycountry

Old stomping grounds ZOT!

418 posted on 08/04/2003 5:30:45 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; ...
I am back!

Congrats to Jriemer!

Paternity leave...hmmm, they didn't have that when I my wife gave birth.

419 posted on 08/04/2003 5:45:45 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
WELCOME BACK!!

Hey, did you have a good time? I won't be getting down to Nags Head till this coming weekend.
Boy, I bet this week is going to be a long one.

420 posted on 08/04/2003 6:03:51 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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