[TheBigB]

I say to ye now, I despise liberals with the power of my being! To one day enter Valhalla, the resting place for all brave and true Norsemen felled in battle, I say now, "To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!" This I swear on the memory of my cousin who once dated Jimmy Page!!

Well, no she didn't, but my Mom met Elvis once. :)

[Constitution Day]

Welcome, brave and mighty warrior!