[steveegg]

I don't have any lightning pucs, but I do have something for the graphically-challenged trolls...

 

 


WFUS54 FRVK 152100 (Day of month, followed by time in UTC)
ZOTVK
FRC007-175-391-469-

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
ZOT WARNING
VIKING KITTIE SERVICE OAK CREEK WI (or local location)
400 PM CDT TUE JUL 15 2003 (Local time)

THE VIKING KITTIE SERVICE IN OAK CREEK HAS ISSUED A

* TEST ZOT WARNING FOR...
  NOBODY IN PARTICULAR

* UNTIL 445 PM CDT 

* AT 400 PM CDT A TEST TROLL WAS SIGHTED IN THIS THREAD  

* THE VIKING KITTES ARE EXPECTED TO CALL DOWN TEST LIGHTNING
  ON NOBODY IN PARTICULAR BY 405 PM CDT

BE PREPARED FOR HEAVY LIGHTNING, BANNING AND OZONE.

$$








 

I lifted this from the National Weather Service, and a similar version served very well in the run-up to Operation Iraqi Freedom (even if Saddam and company didn't take the hint). Simply remove the test, and substitute the pertinent information in for the placeholders.

[jriemer]

Your EMS ZOT! warning is great. Who would have thought teletype-like text would be funny.

jriemer

[TheBigB]

I say to ye now, I despise liberals with the power of my being! To one day enter Valhalla, the resting place for all brave and true Norsemen felled in battle, I say now, "To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!" This I swear on the memory of my cousin who once dated Jimmy Page!!

Well, no she didn't, but my Mom met Elvis once. :)