God conducts blind drawing.
Posted on 03/20/2003 4:37:00 PM PST by EveningStar
Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn't be pleased about being tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson shrugged. "Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled," he said. "We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some reason, we don't.
God conducts blind drawing.
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it sure is a hoot.
thanks
ronnie t
Well, as Spike Lee said, "It's gotta be da Jooz."
What Jews have to do with Nike, I've never figured out, but Wow! the conspiracy must be big!
OY... Not THIS again.
I'm going out and buy some more ammo.
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