Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

One of my favorite real names was a guy from the backwoods of North Carolina named Golden Bottoms. And yes, it's his real name.

[quark]

Hillary Rodham = the worst

[Mr. Mojo]

Of course, buying a child a chemistry set and encouraging the exploration of the wonderful world of chemicals is far less embarrassing than saddling a child with the name "Cannon."

How about "Rockford", or "McGarrett"?

[Severa]

My first name is Virginia and I got teased at school because the name somewhat resembles a certain body part on a woman....I'm not kidding...

[Mark]

Moon Unit

[RoughDobermann]

My first name is Virginia and I got teased at school because the name somewhat resembles a certain body part on a woman....I'm not kidding..

Oh my G_d! Is that you??! :-)

[Paradox]

I know, it’s a gift. I’m just trying to save the kid some pain. There’s a cardinal rule in naming kids, and it is "Thou shall not mix ethnicities." Rylee sounds Irish. Your surname is LeManne. Rylee LeManne. It’s like me being Rosita Connelly. It’s not allowed.

Sigh, I did just that with my baby boy. I combined and Irish first name (Gavin) with a Spanish last name... oh well, at least I spelled it right..

[SerpentDove]

I know a real dim bulb who named her son, "Raider."

She went to Texas Tech. You know, the Red Raiders.

[Mr. Mojo]

LOL!

[WaveThatFlag]

There is a woman in Durham NC named Lisa-Marie Swallows who got married to a man named Cox, and decided to hypenate her last name. I had the wedding announcement for Lisa Marie Swallows-Cox taped over my computer for years.

[egarvue]

I agree - Madison was a president, shouldn't be a little girl's name. My wife and I went with good, solid Bible names for our girls: "Miriam", "Rebekah" & "Hannah". Of course, we took a pass on "Jezebel" & "Dorcas"...

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

One of my favorite real names was a guy from the backwoods of North Carolina named Golden Bottoms.

Sounds like a kinky sex practice. I wonder if some of these parents naming their children stupid names are parents who became pregnant by accident, and not by choice. And they're getting even with the child for 'ruining' their lives.

[Mr. Mojo]

Or "Dick Petty"

(No offense to the King)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

At least your first name isn't Deloris ( Sienfeld).

I also knew a Misty Frost in college, and had a roommate of Christmas Snow. In High School Pete Moss threw a pie in the principal's face.

[January24th]

True story: a co-worker's dad is named Richard Tickler. He meets you, shakes your hand, and says, "Call me Dick!"

[finnman69]

Cody and Taylor or equally way too Kathy Lee Giffordish.

[ErnBatavia]

I think the key is how the particular name sounds right before "Time Out!"....e.g."Madison, Time Out!"

[RoughDobermann]

Hey. Long time no see! :-)

Please tell me you're kidding about that story though...

[freedumb2003]

>>A knew a Celinda, once. Except it was spelled Xelenda. <<

People don't realise they are sentencing their kids to a lifetime, A LIFETIME -- even into adulthood, of spelling their name and it STILL being wrong. Or having it mispronounced. Can you imagine the smirks and giggles that will accompany the teacher on opening day when she says "Zeldefinda Jones?"

[babylonian]

Nosmo King. An old three stooges gag.