[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

One of my favorite real names was a guy from the backwoods of North Carolina named Golden Bottoms. And yes, it's his real name.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

One of my favorite real names was a guy from the backwoods of North Carolina named Golden Bottoms.

Sounds like a kinky sex practice. I wonder if some of these parents naming their children stupid names are parents who became pregnant by accident, and not by choice. And they're getting even with the child for 'ruining' their lives.

[Ga Rob]

Since everyone is critiqing(sp) baby names...maybe everyone would like to give me an opinion on the name we have have picked for our baby boy due in June.

Tristan Malcolm Fraser Blaylock

I told his Mom that he would have to defend Tristan on the playground one day and she said..."With you as his dad he will have to defend being a Republican at age 5...the name will be the least of his worries"

[Reagan Disciple]

True story, my brother-in-law went to open school night for my 7yr old nephew and overheard the teacher say to the mother of a girl in his class;

Teacher - "Your daughter's name is so unique. Is it a family name?"
Mother - "No, I got it out of the Sears catalog."

The girl's name was Pa-ja-ma, or pajama to you and me.

My brother-in-law is not talented enough to come up with this by himself.

[miele man]

About 15 years ago, I lived in Towson, Maryland, near Baltimore. One Saturday morning as I packed for a move to Ft. Worth, I was listening to a TV show featuring local "talent". One kid came on screen and said he was going to lip sync a rap song. The emcee asked what the kid's name was and he replied, "I be Devoid". The emcee asked, "Devoid what"? Devoid said, "I be Devoid B. Williams". I almost fell out of my shoes.

Next, Devoid said his girlfriend would assist him in this "talent". When the emcee asked the girl's name, she said (as God is my witness), "Chlamydia".

I had a stroke.

[television is just wrong]

There is actually a live Dudley Doright. He owns a nursery in Oxnard, ca. It was on Kcet, here.