Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

May I add if I hear one more little girl named MADISON, I am going to go and slap her parents.

[APBaer]

"What a wonderful name, I exclaimed, for a future professional hooker!'

Can't hold a candle to a girl I met once named:
Merilee Fuchs

[WriteOn]

Mini-me is still my favorite name.

[Lee Heggy]

With my father's sense of humor and desire for me to be a scrapper I was very fortunate to have been born male. 'Peggy Heggy' would have been too much of a cross to bear.

[alisasny]

An old highschool friends named her two Carter and Madison..as you can imagine we laugh a lot about this. Whats next? It surely wont be Reagan or George thats for sure....LOL

[johniegrad]

Funny in an angry, cynical way. Good fit with FR.

[Mr. Bird]

Oh yeah? How about Anna Gibbs Moorehead? She exists.

[johniegrad]

What's her phone number?

[Bahbah]

May I heartily agree with you.

[mbynack]

I read a story (might have been a Dave Barry) about a woman who named her son "Latrine" because she liked the way it sounded. I still get a laugh out of that when I think of it.

[wretchard]

Parents can be cruel sometimes, when they give capricious names to their children, or use them as live bumper stickers. They've no idea what it means to run around a playground with a name like "Wilberforce" and have a kid two grades older make fun of you. Or maybe they do and are just trying to pass the bad memories and misery on. I read someplace that there are hundreds of kids now called "Osama". That might not be such a good idea in twenty years, though it won't be so bad in a hundred. People lighten up on anything after a long time. One of my nephews is called Jesse James, which is cool, by now.

[EggsAckley]

Can't hold a candle to a girl I met once named: Merilee Fuchs

And let's don't forget the legendary "Fonda Peters."

[NorthStar03]

I agree. Naming kids is getting out of hand. A knew a Celinda, once. Except it was spelled Xelenda.

[mbynack]

Dale Earnhart wrote a letter telling someone about the "10 reasons I like being Dale Earnhart". My favorite was "At least my name isn't Dick Trickle."

[Blood of Tyrants]

Bri and Ry? Like cheese and bread? You’re naming your kids after cheese and bread?

Bwahahahaha!

My wife is a pharmacist and sees quite a few unique names. Her favorite is an elderly lady named "Electra Dovey Bumbaloo".

[Lee Heggy]

And then there was the lady who named her son after the sign she saw on ther way to the emergency room...'Nosmo king'.

[bmwcyle]

I heard one woman calling called her daughter, Misty Dawn. The nurse in the hospital asked if they had a boy were they calling him, Stormy Weekend?

[RoughDobermann]

Can't hold a candle to a girl I met once named: Merilee Fuchs

Oh yeah!? How about Alotta Fagina or Ivana Humpalot?

[harpseal]

Female names I really dislike include Madison, Brianna, Brochi, and just about any pretentious name I can think of.

[Blood of Tyrants]

And what is it with giving every kid a surname/first name?