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Puff List ^ | 11/01/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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[Just another Joe]

Here you go, doc. Slurp on that while I listen to the jokes.

[SeaDragon]

Who''s birthday were you celebrating - tell me that I missed yours and I will scream.

Then you might want to start screaming..........

LOLOL

See what happens when you skip school.

[SeaDragon]

I was wondering about some of the old New England halloween pranks like i used to pull in my younger (and more vulnerable) years.

Were you a naughty boy in your vulnerable youth?

[Just another Joe]

Well what the hell were you doing standing so close?

When it's 32 degrees and they're wearing nothing but thin costumes you don't have to be standing close.
I'm just lucky the screen door was closed.
The reaction time just ain't what it used to be. ;^)

[SeaDragon]

I also had on my pants and shirt. Just letting all you overimaginative people know that fact.

Oh Joe, don't go and ruin my visual........

[camle]

not naughty. not me. normal maybe.
one year they had a bit of a sex scandal at the high school (non married teachers sharing a shower together). the PD knew we would do something so they stationed a cop and cruiser in front of the the HS.

We climber onto the roof from the rear, and placed a huge "PEYTON PLACE" sign on the roof, above the cop car.
he never knew it was there....

Then there was the time we closed the river....

[Just another Joe]

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

We're just preparing ourselves for when WOMEN take over the world.
(Ducking behind the bar as the croquettes start throwing things)

[SeaDragon]

The reaction time just ain't what it used to be. ;^)

LOL

Poor baby..........

[SeaDragon]

Oh cammie, what fun. I would have liked hanging around with you then too.

[camle]

can you heave a 35 pound pumpkin at a prowl car, then beat feet up an incline and dive into the window of a waiting car with the cop at your heels?

[Just another Joe]

can you heave a 35 pound pumpkin at a prowl car, then beat feet up an incline and dive into the window of a waiting car with the cop at your heels?

Not anymore. LOL

[camle]

me neither. bruised me ribs diving in. I didn't turn to loook, but they tell me that I scored a direct hit on the engine compartment, stove in the hood, and got the cop REALLY pi$$eed!!!

I still maintain that he was asleep when the pumpkin made it's satisfying thud...

[SeaDragon]

can you heave a 35 pound pumpkin at a prowl car, then beat feet up an incline and dive into the window of a waiting car with the cop at your heels?

I could have then but I try not to run to fast anymore....

The games got more interesting the older I got....

[camle]

the local PD got involved in a racial shooting that was dirty as he!!. IMHO the cop should have been hung out to dry (he wasn't).

that halloween, we hung a large "KKK" sign on police headquarters. it was there for several hours before they found it.

[SeaDragon]

that halloween, we hung a large "KKK" sign on police headquarters. it was there for several hours before they found it.

Priceless, just priceless!

[camle]

we invited the local paper to take a pic, but they declined. of course they would NEVER print anything negative about the PD....

[Just another Joe]

Let's see, that would have been about this size, right?

[camle]

that was about the size of the one we put in the river...

[SeaDragon]

we invited the local paper to take a pic, but they declined. of course they would NEVER print anything negative about the PD....

Heaven forbid that the paper would even consider such a thing.

/sarcasm

[Just another Joe]

Priceless, just priceless!

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