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To: drunknsage
I saw one that was hysterical......"God Bless America and the Farmer that feeds your fat a*s"
36 posted on
08/29/2002 7:22:37 AM PDT by
geege
To: drunknsage
a few more to add to your list:
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws children will evolve
To all the virgins in the world, thanks for nothing
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
my personal fav:
...And Hilary would be the village idiot...
37 posted on
08/29/2002 8:52:45 AM PDT by
ZinGirl
To: drunknsage; wardaddy; Poohbah; Squantos; Marine Inspector; PsyOps; Cap'n Crunch
KICK THEIR A$$ AND TAKE THE GAS!Driver Carries Only $20 In Ammunition.
KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING!
9 OUT OF THE 10 VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN MY GUNS TODAY.
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED AT SNIPER SCHOOL.
To: drunknsage
My personal favorite.
There Is No Problem In Life That Can't Be Solved With The Use Of High Explosives
To: drunknsage; RonDog; poet; stalin
DUMP DAVIS!!! aka California.
47 posted on
08/29/2002 11:09:36 AM PDT by
d14truth
To: drunknsage
A big-ol' truck down the street from me has this:
VOTE DEMOCRAT
it's easier than getting a job
To: drunknsage
Spotted this one recently:
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
To: drunknsage
"Beer - helping white people dance since 1837"
"I Rode The Short Bus To School"
"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"
66 posted on
08/29/2002 12:21:22 PM PDT by
ZinGirl
To: drunknsage
HORN BROKE - WATCH FOR FINGERHave you flogged your crew today?
Sex with old guys is dangerous - But if he dies......he dies.
To: drunknsage
"Still Pissed At Yoko."
To: drunknsage
How about the classic Alerts here:
"Hold muh beer..."
"Hey y'all watch this..."
"Darwin Award Candidate"
79 posted on
08/29/2002 1:36:18 PM PDT by
amused
To: drunknsage
"Driver carries no cash....he's married"
Seen on a delivery truck in Wash. DC
To: drunknsage
My personal favorite:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Shalom.
83 posted on
08/29/2002 1:47:24 PM PDT by
ArGee
To: drunknsage
"Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you."
To: drunknsage
I created this one shortly after Mrs. Bubba won her Senate seat and in anticipation of her run for the White House.
IF YOU LIKED BILL....YOUR GONNA LUV HILLARY!
More recently, when McCain was getting involved in holding up Bush's judicial nominations, I came up with this.
PRESIDENT MCCAIN, IT'S TIME FOR YOU MEDICATION
Hope you enjoy 'em
To: drunknsage
An oldie but goodie is:
"A fool and his money are soon partying"
To: drunknsage
I'd never put a bumper sticker on my car, but I have to admit, some of these are real hoots. For some reason, the "I [club] my dog" had me rolling. And "Visualize using your damn turn signals" would be perfect, if it hadn't been desined for the guy in front of you.
How about these:
If your kid came home with an honor roll bumper sticker, you would shut up and put it on your damn car too!"
If it wasn't for this bumper sticker, you'd never know what a giant A$$hole I really am.
Everyone is entitled to my arrogant, self-righteous opinion.
To: drunknsage
If you're gonna ride my a$$ - you might as well pull my hair...
To: drunknsage
“We are the Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem is Sufficient that He Doesn’t Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car.”
To: drunknsage
How about, "Screw Willy, Free Republic!"
99 posted on
08/29/2002 3:14:28 PM PDT by
dubyagee
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