NEW BUMPER STICKERS

[drunknsage]

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English

[AppyPappy]

One of my faves was a college sticker for KAU Kick Ass University.

In the late 70's/early 80's, it was popular to go to Greensboro College and get a sticker, remove Greensboro and just put College in your back windshield ala John Belushi.

[spodefly]

Mentioned earlier in the thread, but I thought to post the graphic here. I actually did get this made into small stickers

[ArGee]

My personal favorite:

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

To Hell with world peace, visualize hanging up the damn phone

I've seen: Visualize using your turn signal.

Shalom.

[JoeSixPack1]

"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"

OOOOOOhhhhhhRRRRAaaaaaHH good one~!

[southern rock]

"Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you."

[TankerKC]

Thanks for the graphic. I probably read it on one of your posts.

[crusher999]

I created this one shortly after Mrs. Bubba won her Senate seat and in anticipation of her run for the White House.

IF YOU LIKED BILL....YOUR GONNA LUV HILLARY!

More recently, when McCain was getting involved in holding up Bush's judicial nominations, I came up with this.

PRESIDENT MCCAIN, IT'S TIME FOR YOU MEDICATION

Hope you enjoy 'em

[southern rock]

An oldie but goodie is:

"A fool and his money are soon partying"

[AppyPappy]

I hoipe you didn't include the spelling errors.

[ErnBatavia]

and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!

The late, great southern comedian Brother Dave Gardner always used to say, "and the worst I ever had was wonderful..."

[Motherhood IS a career]

I'd never put a bumper sticker on my car, but I have to admit, some of these are real hoots. For some reason, the "I [club] my dog" had me rolling. And "Visualize using your damn turn signals" would be perfect, if it hadn't been desined for the guy in front of you.

How about these:

If your kid came home with an honor roll bumper sticker, you would shut up and put it on your damn car too!"

If it wasn't for this bumper sticker, you'd never know what a giant A$$hole I really am.

Everyone is entitled to my arrogant, self-righteous opinion.

[Libloather]

If you're gonna ride my a$$ - you might as well pull my hair...

[ErnBatavia]

Chilling - and I swear I really saw this one a couple of years ago.....two stickers. The one on the left was a typical Red Cross one that said, "Give blood, the gift of life"......on the right bumper was a gay 'rainbow' sticker.

[paulklenk]

“We are the Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem is Sufficient that He Doesn’t Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car.”

[ErnBatavia]

split tails

You just gotta be an ex Juggie, correcto? I haven't heard that term since Camp Pendleton in 1968 (in re WM's)

[Freemeorkillme]

I've seen the version "Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ!"

[GeekDejure]

LOL!!!!!

Liberals Only Lickit !!!!!

[dubyagee]

How about, "Screw Willy, Free Republic!"

[Centurion2000]

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