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NEW BUMPER STICKERS

Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English


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To: Poohbah

VISUALIZE WORLD POLICE

GET THE U.S. OUT OF THE U.N. AND THE U.N. OUT OF THE U.S.
61 posted on 08/29/2002 12:01:40 PM PDT by Travis McGee
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To: Travis McGee
NEVER MIND WORLD PEACE, VISUALIZE USING YOUR DAMN TURN SIGNALS!
62 posted on 08/29/2002 12:02:41 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Travis McGee
Believe it or not that used to be..... University of Boomin and Bangin...... but when they allowed split tails aka camp followers to partake it was considered bad form and "modified"..............:o(

Stay Safe !

63 posted on 08/29/2002 12:03:21 PM PDT by Squantos
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To: blam
Thanks. I'll have to check around.
64 posted on 08/29/2002 12:08:09 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Fred Mertz
bump
65 posted on 08/29/2002 12:11:56 PM PDT by timestax
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To: drunknsage
"Beer - helping white people dance since 1837"

"I Rode The Short Bus To School"

"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"

66 posted on 08/29/2002 12:21:22 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: esopman
I love that "happiness is a belt fed weapon", that had me LMAO!!

mine are the following.

My President is Charlton Heston

Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition

The owner of this property is ARMED!!! and prepared to protect Life, liberty and property from criminal attack.
THERE IS NOTHING INSIDE WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR!!!
(second amendment foundation bumper sticker)

and last but not least.

I am insured by the second amendment.

67 posted on 08/29/2002 12:21:29 PM PDT by Aric2000
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To: Aric2000
bump
68 posted on 08/29/2002 12:23:28 PM PDT by timestax
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To: drunknsage
HORN BROKE - WATCH FOR FINGER

Have you flogged your crew today?

Sex with old guys is dangerous - But if he dies......he dies.

69 posted on 08/29/2002 12:24:17 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: MJY1288
Screw the Planet. Save Yourself.
70 posted on 08/29/2002 12:25:50 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: drunknsage
"Still Pissed At Yoko."
71 posted on 08/29/2002 12:27:23 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Bump for later reading.
72 posted on 08/29/2002 12:40:28 PM PDT by ninenot
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To: Constitution Day
FREEP STUFF

You might find what you are looking for here.

73 posted on 08/29/2002 12:47:25 PM PDT by d14truth
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To: wordsofearnest
On the back of a young lady's blazer: Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing.

ROTFLMAO!! No way! You made that up!

74 posted on 08/29/2002 12:55:32 PM PDT by FreeTally
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To: Travis McGee
My favorite "gun" sticker is "Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle". I always thought it would be funny too to have the one "Keep honking, I'm reloading" right next to it.
75 posted on 08/29/2002 12:57:51 PM PDT by FreeTally
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To: d14truth
Thanks!
76 posted on 08/29/2002 12:59:12 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day; All
You might want to try www.stickerzone.com. They have many that are mentioned here.
77 posted on 08/29/2002 1:27:59 PM PDT by FreeTally
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To: Travis McGee
I like that last one.

My fave is one I saw in town here, it reads:

"For a small town this one sure has alot of assholes"

I thought that might look nice on the back of my cruiser but somehow I don't think the Chief would approve. No sense of humor.

78 posted on 08/29/2002 1:34:06 PM PDT by Cap'n Crunch
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To: drunknsage
How about the classic Alerts here:

"Hold muh beer..."

"Hey y'all watch this..."

"Darwin Award Candidate"

79 posted on 08/29/2002 1:36:18 PM PDT by amused
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To: drunknsage
"Driver carries no cash....he's married"

Seen on a delivery truck in Wash. DC
80 posted on 08/29/2002 1:39:40 PM PDT by Smartaleck
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