[blam]

"If I had know this would happen, I'd have picked my own damn cotton."

Seen in Alabama.

[cyclotic]

"My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that."

With a picture of Dale Earnhardt "Hey bin Laden, there's only one Intimidator...It ain't you."

[AdA$tra]

Seen in Denver: "I Know Jack $#!^"

[MJY1288]

Here is my all time favorite

"When all the trees are gone, I'll wipe my @ss with the Spotted Owl"

[MJY1288]

Here is another one I saw on a Libertarians car

Drugs aren't for those who can't handle reality... Reality is for those who can't handle their drugs" Harry Browne for president

[TankerKC]

Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle.

[The Brush]

If I ever get a sticker for my car, it will say:

ASK ME ABOUT MY VOW OF SILENCE

[ladyinred]

Too funny! It is nice to have a good laugh after such a night of lousy news! Thanks!

[dirtbiker]

Here's the ones currently on my 4X4:

1) He Who Dies With the Most Toys.......STILL DIES!!!!

2) Road Rage: Next 10 Miles!

[kstewskis]

"how many times do I have to flush before you'll go away?"

[Laserman]

Local Republican candidate in Boulder Countyhas--"Never Mind Tibet, Free Boulder County!"

[Our man in washington]

One that occurred to me was "If I had a kid, he or she would be an honor role student somewhere...maybe."

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

One for the front bumper seen in 2000 "Run Hillary Run"

[Dems_R_Losers]

My fave is:

YOU! Out of the Gene Pool!

[dirtbiker]

Here's one I havent put on anything yet:

Sex is like pizza: when it's good, it's very good; and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!

[PLMerite]

One currently on my SUV has the POW/MIA symbol with the sidebar, "General Lee would not have left you behind."

The other one has an American flag and says "NUKE the Bastards."

Gets some funny looks...

[agrandis]

Great thread!

There's I [heart] my dog.
I [spayed] my dog.
I [club] my dog.

[timestax]

bumped for later reading...

[Born on the Storm King]

I saw a good one the other day: Where there's a will, put me in it!"

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

To Hell with world peace,
visualize hanging up the damn phone

Exactly what part of
!!! GET OFF MY @SS !!!
don't you understand?