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NEW BUMPER STICKERS

Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English


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1 posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage
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To: drunknsage
"If I had know this would happen, I'd have picked my own damn cotton."

Seen in Alabama.

2 posted on 08/28/2002 6:22:38 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
THAT is funny! --Here's one that's on MY car...

REPUBLICAN WOMEN MAKE GREAT LEADERS

You're Following One Now

3 posted on 08/28/2002 6:26:27 PM PDT by NordP
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To: drunknsage
"My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that."

With a picture of Dale Earnhardt "Hey bin Laden, there's only one Intimidator...It ain't you."

4 posted on 08/28/2002 6:28:16 PM PDT by cyclotic
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To: drunknsage
Seen in Denver: "I Know Jack $#!^"
6 posted on 08/28/2002 6:32:42 PM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: NordP
"THAT is funny! --Here's one that's on MY car..."

I have two on my truck the one on the left says:

I don't Believe The Liberal Media

The one on the right Says:

Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com

7 posted on 08/28/2002 6:36:40 PM PDT by blam
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To: drunknsage
Here is my all time favorite

"When all the trees are gone, I'll wipe my @ss with the Spotted Owl"

8 posted on 08/28/2002 6:47:21 PM PDT by MJY1288
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To: drunknsage
Here is another one I saw on a Libertarians car

Drugs aren't for those who can't handle reality... Reality is for those who can't handle their drugs" Harry Browne for president

9 posted on 08/28/2002 6:51:33 PM PDT by MJY1288
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To: drunknsage
Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle.
11 posted on 08/28/2002 7:29:08 PM PDT by TankerKC
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To: drunknsage
If I ever get a sticker for my car, it will say:

ASK ME ABOUT MY VOW OF SILENCE

12 posted on 08/28/2002 8:48:06 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: drunknsage
Too funny! It is nice to have a good laugh after such a night of lousy news! Thanks!
13 posted on 08/28/2002 8:52:05 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: blam
Seen in Alabama.

Really? Isn't it some sort of hate crime or something? Or do some people not get it?
14 posted on 08/28/2002 8:53:03 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: drunknsage
Here's the ones currently on my 4X4:

1) He Who Dies With the Most Toys.......STILL DIES!!!!

2) Road Rage: Next 10 Miles!

15 posted on 08/28/2002 8:54:37 PM PDT by dirtbiker
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To: drunknsage
"how many times do I have to flush before you'll go away?"
16 posted on 08/28/2002 8:58:00 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: MJY1288; drunknsage
LOL!!!!!
17 posted on 08/28/2002 8:59:33 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: TankerKC
Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle.

worth repeating.

18 posted on 08/28/2002 9:00:49 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: drunknsage
Local Republican candidate in Boulder Countyhas--"Never Mind Tibet, Free Boulder County!"
19 posted on 08/28/2002 9:02:32 PM PDT by Laserman
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To: drunknsage
One that occurred to me was "If I had a kid, he or she would be an honor role student somewhere...maybe."
20 posted on 08/28/2002 9:04:42 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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