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NEW BUMPER STICKERS
Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage
Bumper Stickers
1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English
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To: drunknsage
"If I had know this would happen, I'd have picked my own damn cotton." Seen in Alabama.
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:22:38 PM PDT
by
blam
To: blam
THAT is funny! --Here's one that's on MY car...
REPUBLICAN WOMEN MAKE GREAT LEADERS
You're Following One Now
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:26:27 PM PDT
by
NordP
To: drunknsage
"My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that."
With a picture of Dale Earnhardt "Hey bin Laden, there's only one Intimidator...It ain't you."
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:28:16 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
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To: drunknsage
Seen in Denver: "I Know Jack $#!^"
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:32:42 PM PDT
by
AdA$tra
To: NordP
"THAT is funny! --Here's one that's on MY car..." I have two on my truck the one on the left says:
I don't Believe The Liberal Media
The one on the right Says:
Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:36:40 PM PDT
by
blam
To: drunknsage
Here is my all time favorite
"When all the trees are gone, I'll wipe my @ss with the Spotted Owl"
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:47:21 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
To: drunknsage
Here is another one I saw on a Libertarians car
Drugs aren't for those who can't handle reality... Reality is for those who can't handle their drugs" Harry Browne for president
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posted on
08/28/2002 6:51:33 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
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To: drunknsage
Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle.
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posted on
08/28/2002 7:29:08 PM PDT
by
TankerKC
To: drunknsage
If I ever get a sticker for my car, it will say:
ASK ME ABOUT MY VOW OF SILENCE
To: drunknsage
Too funny! It is nice to have a good laugh after such a night of lousy news! Thanks!
To: blam
Seen in Alabama.
Really? Isn't it some sort of hate crime or something? Or do some people not get it?
To: drunknsage
Here's the ones currently on my 4X4:
1) He Who Dies With the Most Toys.......STILL DIES!!!!
2) Road Rage: Next 10 Miles!
To: drunknsage
"how many times do I have to flush before you'll go away?"
To: MJY1288; drunknsage
LOL!!!!!
To: TankerKC
Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle. worth repeating.
To: drunknsage
Local Republican candidate in Boulder Countyhas--"Never Mind Tibet, Free Boulder County!"
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posted on
08/28/2002 9:02:32 PM PDT
by
Laserman
To: drunknsage
One that occurred to me was "If I had a kid, he or she would be an honor role student somewhere...maybe."
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