Julia Roberts Marries Cameraman in New Mexico

Reuters ^ | July 4th, 2002 | By David Bennett

[EODGUY]

The guy has to be a loser, but it sounds like Miss Potato Head has a bit of the Jerry Seinfeld syndrome..........date 'em while they're married.

Would you expect anything rational from a person with her empty-headed political views?

I give the marriage 180 days.......to match the total number of brain cells (functional and non-functional) possessed by Jilting Julia.

[TC Rider]

yawn.

Somebody remind me why we should care.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I though Julia Roberts seemed a genuine, likeable person back when she did the first picture with Richard Gere (the good hearted prostitute one). Now I think she's a completely self-indulgent twit. I had the great misfortune to rent "the Mexican". It is AWFUL, and Julia's role is particularly awful in a self-indulgent PC ambisexual way. She didn't have to take that script unless she liked it. She was rich and famous. It tells you a lot about her.

[E=MC²]

40 acre RANCH??? Shoot...her mouth is bigger than that.

[vikingchick]

At her sprawling ranch in New Mexico

Why is it always 'sprawling'?

sprawl
Pronunciation Key (sprôl)
v. sprawled, sprawl·ing, sprawls

To sit or lie with the body and limbs spread out awkwardly.
To spread out in a straggling or disordered fashion: untidy tenements sprawling toward the river.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Actually, the divorce was finalized at 11:59 pm last night, thus the midnight wedding. Love can't wait.

[bigjoesaddle]

I LOVE MY LIFE.....!

Because I live far away from her.

[vikingchick]

LOL. After the ceremony, she probably forced her groom to cry out:

"I love my wife!"

[CedarDave]

If it was final at 11:59 p.m. and the divorce was in California or Nevada, that would have been 12:59 a.m New Mexico time. If they got married at 12:01 a.m. New Mexico time, it was only 11:01 p.m. California time and that would have made him a bigamist, if only for an hour!!

[eyespysomething]

Welcome to FR. This sure is an old thread to post on to start with!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Uh, hello? We talk about public figures here.

And by the way, she DID attack us.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Dang, y'all are acting as if Julia Roberts personally attacked y'all. What did she ever do to you?

Ah, if my memorey serves me correctly, I think she said something like, "I found Republican in the dictionary between 'reptile' and 'repulsive'."

But, hey, how could anyone take that as a personal attack?

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

memorey = memory

[Rytwyng]

Fine, upstanding example of male morality, isn't he?

Every such male sinner requires a female partner in crime. Julia Roberts is a homewrecker - a fine example of female morality, if you will.

[cyborg]

Holy crap! A thread resurrected from 2002! LOL

[cyborg]

Sheesh. Here I thought I was the only person without a date on Saturday night. At least I don't dig up three year old threads :O)

[MeekOneGOP]

Bye!

He/she/it's dead, Jim!

[Rytwyng]

Holy crap! A thread resurrected from 2002! LOL

That explains why there is no mention of the twins. I was wondering about that.