Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 6/28/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

Join the FR smokers lounge bump list...click on the logo

Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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A very special thank you to Registered for providing us with this fine logo....we will bear it with pride.

[nothingnew]

I t must be in my reproduction of the Mona Lisa hanging in here...her eyes follow me everywhere!...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

FMCDH

[Just another Joe]

Is xspup at that stage where he chews everything that doesn't move and some things that do? I can empathize. I remember when mine was doing that.

[rwfok]

I've peeked in the window a couple of times and enjoyed what I saw. After a week from he!!, I've decided to take the plunge and just walk right in.

How about a Tanqueray and tonic? Can someone slide me an ashtray and matches with that cool smoker's lounge logo? Can I get on the puff list? Where's the dart board?

[Just another Joe]

It must be in my reproduction of the Mona Lisa hanging in here

Checked your velvet 'Crying Clown in an Iron Lung' picture yet?

[xsmommy]

ooh joe... you have no idea. he is chewing the wooden bannisters, the edges of furniture. the trainer suggested making a paste of ALUM (a pickling spice) and water and lathering that on stuff. and that does work, but of course, my house looks like crap bc of white crusty concoctions painted on the hardwood surfaces!!!

[Just another Joe]

Here ya go.
Welcome to the Lounge. Matches are by the ashtrays every 3 feet down the bar.
I'll put you on the smokers bump list.

[Just another Joe]

Add a little horseradish to it, if you can stand the smell.

[nothingnew]

Where's the dart board?

It's at the other end of the forum...It's the round thing that looks like it has a camera lens in the center.

FMCDH

[Just another Joe]

It's the round thing that looks like it has a camera lens in the center.

BWAHAhahahaha
At least you found the camera in the Lounge!

[xsmommy]

oooh i love horseradish! i might be tempted to nibble myself!

[Just another Joe]

Why do you think those darts have suction cups instead of metal points?
You think I'm worried about the patrons THROWING them at each other?

[nothingnew]

Checked your velvet 'Crying Clown in an Iron Lung' picture yet?

I sold that last May with the Elvis Viva Las Vegas poster at a groupy garage sale. A little old lady from Pasadena bought'em both for $5.97.

FMCDH

[Just another Joe]

Well, I could do without nibbling myself but dogs REALLY don't like the taste.
Keep your camera ready the first time xspup nibbles. You could get some priceless photos.

[rwfok]

Ahhh, thanks, that hits the spot. Speaking of hitting the spot, if that really is a camera in the middle of the board, its not long for this world.

I used to play a game out in the garage. I would see if I could play a game of rotation, 1-bulls, in the time it took to smoke a cig. Rarely failed, of course I smoke 100's.

[Just another Joe]

A little old lady from Pasadena bought'em both for $5.97.

You mean that wrinkled little body isn't yours?
Uh oh.

[Just another Joe]

Speaking of hitting the spot, if that really is a camera in the middle of the board, its not long for this world.

Ahhh, see reply #31

[nothingnew]

You think I'm worried about the patrons THROWING them at each other?

Nahhhh....too much BS flying around to get a clear shot anyways.....OUCH!!!You just got my eye you......

FMCDH

[xsmommy]

i will definitely try this. he is the devil incarnate, so it would serve him right!

[rwfok]

Heck, that's not a real board. You need one of these:

[Just another Joe]

Here's another one just to get the masses stirred up.

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar. "Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers hisvoice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"