[rwfok]

I've peeked in the window a couple of times and enjoyed what I saw. After a week from he!!, I've decided to take the plunge and just walk right in.

How about a Tanqueray and tonic? Can someone slide me an ashtray and matches with that cool smoker's lounge logo? Can I get on the puff list? Where's the dart board?

[Just another Joe]

Here ya go.
Welcome to the Lounge. Matches are by the ashtrays every 3 feet down the bar.
I'll put you on the smokers bump list.

[nothingnew]

Where's the dart board?

It's at the other end of the forum...It's the round thing that looks like it has a camera lens in the center.

FMCDH

[Max McGarrity]

Where's the dart board?

Welcome, rwfok. The dart board is that picture of Stan Glantz over there by the men's room, the one with the red circle and slash over his face...

[aaaDOC]

How about a Tanqueray and tonic?

You've got to be kidding!

The tonic completely masks the taste of the gin.

Rotgut Gin and tonic would be preferrable. And taste just as well!

Save the Tanqueray for an extra dry martini, shaken not stirred!