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Posted on 03/26/2002 11:40:31 PM PST by acnielsen guy
 THREAD 004
 
  
  
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; misc; pets; ufo
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To: habs4ever
    rofl my bite is beautiful 
 there was no reason for 20 xrays 
 specially since I had four taken on Tuesday 
 Than God I put a stop to it after the 8th 
 better late than never 
 I just wasn't swift enuf to do it right away lol 
 Love, Palo
To: grannie9
    thanks chickie 
 you are sweet 
 smooch 
 love, palo
To: andysandmikesmom
     nothing like sitting up among the clouds and the mountains, to clear your thinking, and let you gaze upon some great beauty... 
 
 lovely and true, andysmom 
 love, Palo
To: grannie9
    ''Palo's Acceleration'' is stunning 
 ''The beach park at Punta Gorda'' is exquisite 
 you are talented 
 Love, Palo
To: palo verde
    Just got an email to look at our Goddaughters website, she has posted new pics of her baby... baby Jennifer is now 6 months old...always great to see pics of babies, they are all such cuties...Now I have to go wash dishes, and pay attention to Dizzy...he just woke up and wants attention...of course he believes that I am his servant, and must come running when he starts in with that meowing, and rubbing up against my legs...so C U later...
To: palo verde
    Have to eat dinner.. Be back after I make my bed and crawl into it.. lol
To: andysandmikesmom
    Your hubby is called Dizzy?? LOL...rubbing up against your leg and purring??;-)
To: palo verde
    Evening Sweetness - just back in from 5 hours on the road and all I'm burning is cigs, and trying to catch up the past two days' reading and laughing. ;-)
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posted on 
04/04/2002 4:20:16 PM PST
by 
lodwick
 
To: palo verde
    I don't know nothing about CD burners....
The only new nature item I has to report is the smolt machine is running down on the Cedar River.....
....Westy...
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posted on 
04/04/2002 4:21:48 PM PST
by 
westmex
 
To: andysandmikesmom
    hi andysmom 
 rofl I get such a kick out of your posts 'bout Dizzy 
 I think of him like a pasha now, cause he gets brushed and held by you 
 you sure treat him like lil prince 
 he sounds so content living with you :) 
 Love, Palo
To: lodwick
    hi loddy 
 welcome back 
 we missed you 
 hope your trip went well 
 I bet you're glad to be home tho 
 Love, Palo
To: grannie9;palo verde
    I've always loved roses. Have a strange talent with the things. Other plants on the other hand..... I tend to have a killer thumb. Roses make you pay for your toil, but are worth it.
Yes, this stuff with the stories and such come straight from my head. Some of it has basis in actual happenstance. Others are highly morphed versions of real events I've witnessed. Try to see the difference. (Willing to bet it can't be spotted!) But..... You know that your mind is leaving by the back door when I start making sense. (Umm, by the by, if anyone should see my mind wandering around here.. be sure to pick it up for me. It does this often.) Other than that, I had these two things pop into my head and get posted on another thread yesterday.. now mind you I am short (5'5"!) myself..
Short people revolt, topple the tallees
In a horrific event seen only by those who were looking, the short people revolted. All across the country the shorter members of society bum-rushed those who couldn't see them.
"It was terrible, the door burst open, and no-one saw who came in! The next thing I know, about a dozen people are jumping up and down on me!" said one witness who declined to give his name, stating he didn't know 'who might be listening'. A few victims of the revolt complained about hearing "paxil" mentioned during the melee.
The makers of Paxil have declined to comment.
New recruitment add comes out after Revolt.
In an odd twist to the tale of the revolt earlier today, the military sent out a new recruitment video showing a group of tall men being taken down by seemingly crazed, short, and heavily armed people in uniform. Being heavily edited, we cannot show it at this time.
A man who viewed the video commented on it's apparently unscripted nature.
"Those guys looked like they had no idea what happened!" he said between laughs and gasps for air. He went on to describe the look on one of the men's faces in the video.
"He had this look like, 'Oh my gosh, this is awful. Where did all these AAAAAAAAaah!' Then they dropped him flat and kicked the *Expletive* out of him."
The end of the video had a line about the armed forces and "Be invisible, be feared."
The Pentagon is not commenting.
To: westmex
     the smolt machine is running down on the Cedar River..... 
 
 ok I give up, what is a smolt machine
To: palo verde
    what you said ;-)
To: palo verde;oneidam
    A new orchid bud just opened :-) Still have 7 more to come.
To: Darksheare
    hi ds 
 I am giggling, your post is funny 
 I was going to excerpt one line I liked especially, but when I tried I noticed I like them all 
 you are on a roll 
 The roses must love you to grow so beautifully for you 
 you are blessed 
 Love, Palo
To: Darksheare
    I'm not commenting either ;-) Keep it to yourself as you never know when the pod people will snatch you in your sleep:-)
To: habs4ever
    o habs thrillin' news 'bout orchid bud opening 
 I love it that there are 7 more to go 
 orchids are lovely
To: OneidaM
    Your bio page says West Point? *Grumbles* ...oooo0000OOOO Back when I was in the military..they asked me to leave the museum because I stated that a model of 'Atomic Annie' was wrong..OOOOO0000ooooo....
Atomic Annie is sitting at Fort Sill and if you're lucky, the MP's aren't looking and you can run your hand down it's steel frame.
To: habs4ever
    WOW...i wish you had a camera you take pics and show us
840
posted on 
04/04/2002 5:07:34 PM PST
by 
Neets
 
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