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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 004

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[acnielsen guy]

Welcome to the new thread

LINK TO THREAD 003

[acnielsen guy]

Scheherazade

Captain's Log Wednesday March 27th 2002 St Rupert - Wednesday of Holy Week

Fort Myers, Caloosahatchee River, Florida

Wednesday 2002-03-27
Sunrise 6:23 EST, Sunset 18:42 EST
Moonset 5:50 EST, Moonrise 17:46 EST
High Tide: 2:24 EST 0.37
Low Tide: 10:10 EST -0.03
High Tide: 15:17 EST 0.30
Low Tide: 21:58 EST 0.03

Link to last Captain's Log





Astronomy Picture of the Day
Cruel site of the day
This day in History
Daily Horoscope

Number of posts in the prev 24 hours:.. 143
Number of posts in the last 24 hours:.... 115

[acnielsen guy]

Good morning everybody - a brand-new thread to celebrate that on this day in:

1513 : Spaniard Juan Ponce de Leon discovers Florida
1794 : US Navy forms

and for palo:

2134 : 32nd recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet

[acnielsen guy]

Grannie's Chimney
Korner

nce upon a time in a land far away there were these two guys...

[grannie9]

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin

-A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields

-An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway

[grannie9]

Once upon a time, there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.

Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pains, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out.

She ate...and ate ... and then she ate some more!!!

Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, the attempted to fly away. But alas...she had eaten far too much and could not get off the ground.

Wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation she looked around and spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.

She'd found a solution!!

She realized if she could just climb up that handle and jump off to become airborne she'd be able to fly again.

So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle.

Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny wings, and leaped confidently into the air.,

She dropped like a rock and Splattered all over the floor...

Dead Fly

What is the moral of this sad story?

Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of sh!t."

[grannie9]

LoL... My Dear Capt'n..where and when did you come up with Grannie's Korner? You sneak, you..

Seems we have things to discuss.. You have a choice... The cabin or the mailbox or Im.. If you please, of course, Capt'n Sa..

[grannie9]

Westy.. thanks for the post.. Veeeery interesting... So.. that explains why Palo ate soooooo many scrambled eggs...Hmmmm.....

Ooooops.. guess I shouldn't have posted out of self search.. went to old thread... D'uh...

[palo verde]

good morning ac
I love new thread, and info bout halleys comet, and Easter bucket of sunflowers with sweet teddy bear
you are a honey bunny
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

so far I only found the twins the first time
but yesterday I came very close
I love that feature, please keep it
I see you changed our banner, I find new one very fetching
you make it so much fun to wake up :)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I checked email first thing this mornin' to see if historian wrote to me
he didn't
but I found your Happy Passover card
you are an angel
I saw Full Moon from bathroom window last night
and wondered if today was Passover
Happy Pesach to you too honeybunch
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

abcdefg

Do you see letters or botanical symbols? - Just checking if this is a common font.

[palo verde]

hi ac
I just looked at your astronomy pic of the day
my mind is blown
it is pic which looks into heart of volcano on Jupiter's Moon, Io
isn't it trippy to have close-up view of volcano on Jupiter's Moon
it makes me feel like nothing is really very faraway
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I see letters... and a touch of red...

[acnielsen guy]

That is a terrific picture - I was amazed when I saw it.

[palo verde]

hi ac
just looked at your astrology link
seems full moon will take place sometime tomorrow
what a gift to me it supplies monthly ephemeris
I used to look all over net to find ephemeris

westy and oki
the Full Moon is gonna be in your own sign
this only happens once a year
it will be there 'bout 2 and a half days
it will be a lovely time for both of you :)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
I just read Grannie's Chimney Corner
what a funny story!
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

So you don't have the font - they look really nice as botanical symbols.

Love the fire - I was going to ask everyone if they could find a fire giff to use in your corner but that one is great. How did you superimpose GRAN. on it?

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
chickie, your jokes are funny
wc fields is a riot
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Westy.. thanks for the post.. Veeeery interesting... So.. that explains why Palo ate soooooo many scrambled eggs...Hmmmm.....

hi chickie
I haven't been back to old thread yet to read the posts from last night
glad to hear the sociologist from the Northwest made astute points
Love, Palo