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Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language
The Babylon Bee ^
| Oct 28, 2026
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 11/01/2026 10:18:40 AM PST by fwdude
PITTSBURGH, PA — Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people understand the former Vice President.
Researchers at Duo Lingo say they spent years studying the strange verbal inflections and random sound repetitions of the Kamala language. The task of parsing it out in a teaching module wasn't easy, they said, but they're excited to offer it as a new feature.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; duolingo; epigraphyandlanguage; humor; kamalaharris
The only language that requires that you turn off your brain in order to engage with it.
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:18:40 AM PST
by
fwdude
To: fwdude
To: Flaming Conservative
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:26:36 AM PST
by
Freeleesy
To: Flaming Conservative
That would best be accomplished by dubbing over with the looney tunes"bde bde bde, that's all, folks!"
And it would make more sense.
They not only employed an auto pen, then also employed and auto voice. His brain was elsewhere, imitating christopher pike.
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:28:28 AM PST
by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: fwdude
The best humor always has truth in it.
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:29:03 AM PST
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
The best humor always has truth in it. That is essential in satire.
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:32:13 AM PST
by
fwdude
(Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
To: fwdude
I thought Duo Lingo was a female rap artist.
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:35:48 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: GSWarrior
Wasn’t that her sister Connie?
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:44:28 AM PST
by
null and void
(Do we vote for the people who want to hurt us, or vote for the people who don’t want to stop them?)
To: null and void
I also used to think that Rosetta Stone was a real person who sold language apps.
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posted on
11/01/2026 10:46:54 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: All
Language learning app “Dumbo Lingo” best
describes a language called “Kamala Harris”...........
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posted on
11/01/2026 11:08:07 AM PST
by
Liz
(“The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies the work of His hands. " (Psalm 19:1))
To: fwdude
"Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language"
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posted on
11/01/2026 12:13:19 PM PST
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: fwdude
What dressings do they offer?
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posted on
11/01/2026 12:35:44 PM PST
by
MortMan
(Americans are increasingly isolated by their connectivity.)
To: MortMan
I suggest an oil and spice free red wine vinaigrette.
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posted on
11/01/2026 12:55:04 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(If the Islamic Republic government is in power in Iran when the war is over, we will have lost.)
To: fwdude
I do think we need a “Talk like Kamala Day”.
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posted on
11/01/2026 3:43:05 PM PST
by
Boiler Plate
("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
To: fwdude
I do think we need a “Talk like Kamala Day”.
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posted on
11/01/2026 3:43:07 PM PST
by
Boiler Plate
("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
To: fwdude
For people who speak in drunken psychotic laughing word salad?
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posted on
11/01/2026 5:57:35 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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