Dracula Is A Democrat

Muse | Oct 23, 2026 | blueunicorn6

[blueunicorn6]

Dracula is a Democrat. He wants. The Democrats want. He is not willing to work to satisfy his wants. The Democrats are not willing to work to satisfy their wants. Dracula feeds off of others to satisfy his wants and to exist. The Democrats feed off of others to satisfy their wants and to exist. Dracula is stealthy so he can be in society and yet take from you without getting a stake through the heart. The Democrats are stealthy so they can be in society and take from you without getting a stake through their hearts. Dracula turns those he feeds off of into his servants. The Democrats turn those they feed off of into their servants. If you hold a mirror up to Dracula, he will screech and run away. If you hold up a mirror to the Democrats, they will screech and run away. Dracula leaves people in a zombie like state or dead. The Democrats leave people in a zombie like state or dead. Dracula will temporarily change into something else to escape tough predicaments. The Democrats will temporarily change into something else to escape tough predicaments. Dracula cannot stand the light of the sun (the truth of who he is).The Democrats cannot stand the light of the sun (the truth of who they are). Dracula uses his victims emotions to entrap them. The Democrats use their victims emotions to entrap them. Dracula shrinks from the sight of The Cross. The Democrats shrink from the sight of The Cross. There is nothing good about Dracula. There is nothing good about the Democrats. You have to drive a wooden stake through Dracula’s heart to be rid of him. Not a man made metal stake, but a God made wooden stake. You must drive a God made stake (you) through the hearts of the Democrats to be rid of them. Vote against them. Refuse to be their slave. Oppose them. Ignore them and they will suck the life out of you and your children and your friends and neighbors. Be strong. The Democrats want to climb out of their coffins.

[rlmorel]

I love it! That is one excellent vanity I really enjoyed!

[Flaming Conservative]

By golly, you’re right!😱

[rlmorel]

By the way… That would be an excellent candidate for a bulleted list in your post. The content is great… :-)

[dayglored]

• Dracula is a Democrat. He wants. The Democrats want.
  
• He is not willing to work to satisfy his wants. The Democrats are not willing to work to satisfy their wants.
  
• Dracula feeds off of others to satisfy his wants and to exist. The Democrats feed off of others to satisfy their wants and to exist.
  
• Dracula is stealthy so he can be in society and yet take from you without getting a stake through the heart. The Democrats are stealthy so they can be in society and take from you without getting a stake through their hearts.
  
• Dracula turns those he feeds off of into his servants. The Democrats turn those they feed off of into their servants.
  
• If you hold a mirror up to Dracula, he will screech and run away. If you hold up a mirror to the Democrats, they will screech and run away.
  
• Dracula leaves people in a zombie like state or dead. The Democrats leave people in a zombie like state or dead.
  
• Dracula will temporarily change into something else to escape tough predicaments. The Democrats will temporarily change into something else to escape tough predicaments.
  
• Dracula cannot stand the light of the sun (the truth of who he is).The Democrats cannot stand the light of the sun (the truth of who they are).
  
• Dracula uses his victims emotions to entrap them. The Democrats use their victims emotions to entrap them.
  
• Dracula shrinks from the sight of The Cross. The Democrats shrink from the sight of The Cross.
  
• There is nothing good about Dracula. There is nothing good about the Democrats.
  
• You have to drive a wooden stake through Dracula’s heart to be rid of him. Not a man made metal stake, but a God made wooden stake. You must drive a God made stake (you) through the hearts of the Democrats to be rid of them.
  
• Vote against them. Refuse to be their slave. Oppose them. Ignore them and they will suck the life out of you and your children and your friends and neighbors. Be strong. The Democrats want to climb out of their coffins.

[dayglored]

> That would be an excellent candidate for a bulleted list in your post.

See #5 above.

[real saxophonist]

Added to this thread.

[rlmorel]

Ha ha ha! That’s excellently done…a great compliment to that witty and on target criticism of Democrats by blueunicorn6!

I have to copy that content for later use! (With full attribution to blueunicorn6!)

[simpson96]

*bump*

[chief lee runamok]

In another word, democrats are parasites and should be continuously referred to as such.

[dznutz]

Maybe the fictional Dracula is a democrat but the real one probably would have been in the MAGA camp.

[MikelTackNailer]

I dunno. A lot of Democrats LIKE large things stuck in their butts so that wouldn’t be a deterrence.

[Westbrook]

In short, democrats are blood sucking, parasitic zombies.

[cowboyusa]

Knew how to deal with Islamic radicals.

[cowboyusa]

Knew how to deal with Islamic radicals.

[FiddlePig]

Democrats and their Bleed you Dry Tax policies. They see We Citizens as their personal Cash Cows for all their insane desires!

Note to Democrat politicians. The Maasai is an African tribe known to bleed their cattle. In their culture they use the cattle blood often mixed with milk as food. One thing that separates the Maasai from leftist politicians is they carefully work to keep their herds healthy by never bleeding their cattle till they become weak and unhealthy. Unlike Democrat politicians the Maasai understand their herds are their livelihood thus must prosper and thrive for them to prosper and thrive. So they take very good care of their herds so the blood they do take does not harm the animal. Democrats, at least try the Maasai policy before always demanding more “blood” from your fellow citizens!

[dznutz]

I dunno. A lot of Democrats LIKE large things stuck in their butts so that wouldn’t be a deterrence.

You got a “point” there, so to speak.

[combat_boots]

Bttt