Posted on 06/27/2026 1:23:21 PM PDT by Red Badger
You thought munchies came after getting high? Think again! In Florida, you can do both at the same time.
Apparently smoking weed and eating Doritos is too complicated for the youth of today so they had to combine them. pic.twitter.com/98KJIpTwPi— Branch Floridian (@JackLinFLL) June 23, 2026
Duuuuuuuude.
From Local 10:
Homestead police officers seized more than 70 pounds of marijuana, nearly 1,000 vape cartridges, and drug-laced gummies and snacks after an undercover bust.
Homestead detectives said a 'trap house' in a residential neighborhood was at the center of a setup for the illegal sale of drugs.
What was most disturbing about the findings for Chief Mario Knapp was the deceptive packaging that clearly marketed to kids.
You just can't stop Floridians from being Floridians, apparently. Making them appealing to kids is pretty awful, though.
'It's the same logo, the same fonts, the same colors,' Knapp said about bags that appeared to be Cheetos or Doritos, but he said were laced with 600 milligrams of THC.
'The person who's the consumer knows what they're buying,' Knapp said. 'The problem is you leave that around in the house, and any child can pick that up.'
You hear that, pothead parents? Be responsible and don't leave your drugs in the brightly colored packaging around for your kids to get into.
The investigation remains ongoing.
Detective Snoop Dogg is already on the case.
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Oh, wow man, like far out!
Judge dismissed all charges as "for his personal use, not evidence of an intent to deal narcotics". But then he was held for violating RFK rules on unhealthy snacks being transported.
Above is satire.
Not clarified by the article.
10 MG, I believe, is a hefty does for an adult.
600 MG = 60 TIMES that.
To truly OD on marijuana is somewhat a feat in its own right.
Though a massive dose, even a 50 lbs kid eating the whole bag at once still is far from OD: https://www.drugpolicyfacts.org/node/580
That said:
—Anything with drugs in them, needs to be clearly labeled and not allow for any sort of confusion.
—Anything with drugs in them (prescription, OTC...) needs to be in child proof containers.
—Minors should not be able to access drugs, period.
There is a reason for these rules.
They make sense.
Though marijuana is largely decriminalized in much of the country and has become socially acceptable, these rules should still be adhered to.
In the first movie in the Super Troopers series, the punky guy in the back seat has to eat all the bags of dope before the troopers investigate in a traffic stop. Then his two “friends” demand money back they spent on the dope he ate.
i’d love to smoke with elon sometimes.
maybe i can call my cousin to get me a meeting with uncle huang
10 mg is a beginner dose. 50 mg is an experienced-user’s dose.
Good.
Good full clip has about 35% vulgar words so I couldn’t link it.
They outsourced Dorito production to the Mexican cartels.
I stand corrected.
I was regurgitating what I read somewhere, but you know how that is.
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