Posted on 05/13/2026 10:20:43 AM PDT by dayglored
U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.
After years of occasional changes among the show's personalities, ABC has moved to replace all five of the previous hosts, though it is sticking with the archetype of emotional middle-aged women.
"We're ready for a fresh set of high-pitched, seething voices," said showrunner Denette Holman. "The chemistry we are seeing in the new group of hosts is wonderful. The rants, the cattiness, the imminent menopause, it's all there. We're looking forward to a great season."
Focus groups comprised of 'The View' fans gave high marks to the pilot episode with the new hosts. "It's really a seamless transition. You can hardly tell the difference, except fewer of them wear glasses," said longtime fan Jennifer Mobley. "They talked over each other so well, with their voices absolutely dripping with contempt for the masses. I think it's going to be a huge success."
At publishing time, producers had asked the new hosts to tone down the shrieking just a touch.
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A cast every bit as vomitous as the current one.
Which one gets to wear the blackface?
I thought I saw something the other day, that one of them called security on the entire audience.
Well, somebody better stand up and do it. All five of them are white. Can't have that.
None of them are disabled, or fat, or brown. Can't have that.
And worst of all, none of them are LGBTQWERTY.
No, wait, I take that back. Probably all of them are.
the3 left will think there’s nothing wrong with a group of nothing but middle age white ‘men’- but they sure will lecture us about it
Trans Karen #1 through #5. Easy to remember.
One of the Jimmys gets to shout her abortion.
Well, since Kimmel used blackface in a comedic sketches in the past (and since apologized for it), I would say him.
LOL. John Oliver will be too annoying even for this group. And Seth Meyer will just be happy to be doing anything. The rest of them will have Seth getting them coffee at the break.
Just changw the name to “The Dump”.
And don't forget the tampons in the men's room, and urinals in the women's room.
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